MiLoh BSGSSB Adventures

Chapter 22:A Bonus for the DnT Rep

4 Sept
Dear Diary
We just got a bonus in 'defeating' Ed Eew!! You see,Xuan used to be the AV Rep,and her friend used to be the DnT Rep. For some reason,their class' class com changed,and Xuan,for no reason whatsoever,was stripped,no,demoted from her AV rep position. Golly,i thought she was alright. Anyway,so her friend got promoted from the stinky DnT position. Basically,they switched roles. Xuan's been complaining about how Ed Eew calls her by her surname. Well look at the bright side,people might've just called him 'Eew' when he was her age.
Anyways,it was nearing assembly in the morning and i heard from Rathi that Xuan was called out to meet Ed Eew so he could remind her to tell the class about some DnT stuff. He's a dumbo! Why don't he call her earlier,and talk to her faster? I saw her cursing as the National Anthem started,and she had to make her way back to her seat.
So today,i had Math with her class,and as i was waiting outside Xuan caught my eye. She started squealing even though the Geog teacher,Mrs Koh,was still in the class. She motioned excitedly for me to come closer to the window,as she sat there and and probably wanted to tell me something. I pretended to drop my marker at the window and went closer to 'retrieve' it. "What goes on,bro?"i asked nervously,careful not to let Zag,Booker,Dave or Mrs Koh see me. "You've no idea how LUCKY you are to have a DnT rep in your life."she replied,her eyes sparkling. I rolled my eyes. "Yes,yes,"i grumbled,"was that what you wanted to tell me?" She shook her head. "Ed Eew gave me his number. Now i can try to track him with my satellite system AND the status on his phone,like if he's online or offline. We can figure stuff out from there,right?" I nodded,but still didn't understand what this had to do with anything. Before i could open my mouth and ask her,she waved me away because Mrs Koh was exiting the classroom. She smiled at me and said hi and i did the same. Koh is a bit better than this other Lit teacher called Chia,but she still wears knee high dresses that look tight so it's sort of disgusting.
I know i haven't told you about Chia yet so here's a brief description about how i came to know her. After all the weird class activities we did on Teachers' Day,me and my Stony Bff were taking a slow walk to the staff room when Chia came over. Apparently,Xuan,Jo,Rathi and Yang hate her because she's boring. She started rambling to me and my Stony Bff all about the founding of Teachers' Day,and blah blah blah blah blah blah. blah. This slowed us down a lot because neither of us wanted to be rude and walk away. So we had to try not sleepwalk back to the staff room. I almost banged my sexy head on this pole that popped out of nowhere! Upon seeing that,my Stony Bff hooted with laughter,dropped his computer and books,and doubled over laughing. Chia,being a kind soul,helped him pick his stuff up. She really should've cared more about my sexy head,it was throbbing! I went back to the staff room alone,grumbling and rubbing my poor sexy head. I don't think the Band Gang would call it sexy though. I cut my hair and Xuan already started gagging and choking like crazy. The thing is,her satellite system wasn't even on. I'm sure it isn't THAT bad.
So after school,i met them in the toilet as usual. "So what's all the excitement about Ed Eew's number?"i asked. Diya said,"We've been planning. Since you are gonna pretend to kick us out of the Band,we gotta make sure that doesn't really happen. Somehow,Xuan is gonna secretly tell this stupid scheme to Ms Siew,and hopefully something good will come out of it." My Stony Bff shook his head. "I don't think that's a good idea. Knowing your conductor,she'll tell the VP before we know it. The best action to take now is to confirm what Ed Eew's plans actually are." A lightbulb popped into my head. "Heey,i have an idea!!"i said. "Xuan,give me his phone number,and use my phone to contact him and distract him.(heey that rhymes)My Stony Bff will take you gals up to Ed Eew's office and y'all can look for stuff that may concern an evil plan." Diya nodded slowly. "Yeah,i think that could work. Do you mind doing that for us,Stony Bff?" My Stony Bff sighed. "How can i say no?"he grumbled.
Signed
Determined MiLoh