MiLoh BSGSSB Adventures

Chapter 15:Star Wars fans

MiLoh's POV
Dear Diary,
I know there's this sort of stereotype about how only guys like Star Wars. That statement,is so untrue until like it can't ever be made true. I had NO idea the woman i married(also called Clarice)and my child are so in love with Star Wars. I haven't even watched all six of the shows yet,i'm still trying to finish READING Harry Potter. God,i dunno how behind i am on things.

So i found this out when i was walking past the band room and Clarice happened to exit at the exact same moment with some of the clarinet girls including Tetra. "Oh hello darling,"she said softly and i smiled back at her. The other clarinet girls started giggling and gossiping like immature gits while Tetra tried to get them to shut up by swatting her hand at them like they were flies. "Guess what? Diya said they're playing Star Wars later!!!"she said excitedly. "Huh? They have enough time in band to play the game?(Author's note:idk lets assume theres a random star wars game lol)Clarice smacked me in annoyance. "Not the game,idiot,the song!" Of course.

"Apparently they have the score and clarinets one is superb!!!"she squealed. "Now since when were YOU the ultimate Star Wars fan?"i asked. Tetra came closer and rolled her eyes. "Since forever! Omg Dad i can't believe you didn't know Mom was a Star Wars fan. I am,too,for that matter." I stared at her incredulously. "Now that's something new. I bet the Band Gang Aunties pulled you into it."i said. The Band Gang had played Star Wars when they were still students,so i could imagine Diya wanting to relive the moment and Male Yang and Xuan influencing my child and my Stony Bff's child.

"Um well,sorta,"she said. "Mom was already into it since quite long ago,but i became a recent fan. And uh Mom,we should get a move on now. Aunty Diya will kill us if she finds us standing here talking to Dad." They left me standing there,Tetra only turning her head to yell"Bye!!" I decided to go to the library for a change,and ask Male Yang for an explanation.

"Hey Yang,"i whispered when i got into the library. The girl was slumped over the counter wearing her old band sweater(the new one hasn't been sent over to our school yeh)sleeping soundly. I didn't want to wake her and was about to leave when i remembered that she wasn't SUPPOSED to sleep on the job. Then again,i decided not to let Jian-Ms Ong know,because it can get pretty boring sitting behind a counter all day long. Nobody really borrows books anyways,except Rocky. I can tell straight away that girl got her Chinese Mythology addiction from Xuan,and it was not inherited.

"Yang,"i said softly,prodding her with a pen i found in her Min Yoongi pencil holder. "Yang,man,wake up." But she didn't stir. "MS ONG IS HERE"i yelled,knowing very well that would wake her up. Sure enough,it jolted her awake immediately. "Whaaa Jian Huay don't-i wasn't-oh wait. It's you." She narrowed her eyes at me when she realized what i had done. "Rise and shine,Uncle Yang,"i said dryly. "You aren't supposed to be sleeping here. You're lucky i didn't report to Jian-Ms Ong right away." "Oh give it a break,MiLoh,"she said in her monotonous drawl. "Enough with threatening me using the principal's name. Anyways,what'd ya want? I don't reckon you're here to borrow Chinese Mythology books eh?" I shook my head. "Bro,what did you do to my daughter?"

She blinked. "What? What did i do? What's wrong with Tetra man?" She actually looked kinda concerned. "Well,she's suddenly become a crazed Star Wars fan,mind tellin' me where that came from?"i asked. She rolled her eyes at me. "Well if it's Star Wars don't blame me man."she replied,rubbing her eyes. "It was probably Xuan again. Or maybe Diya." I was aware about how she could have asked them to watch Star Wars for the soundtrack,and Clarice probably watched with Tetra and the Band Gang when i went out with my Stony Bff to the pub. (Yes,we still go there,just that i drink a little bit of alcohol. Otherwise i bring my milo everywhere i go.)

"Well i don't think it was me,although i might have rambled about it to her a few hundred times,"said a loud,cheerful voice. I jumped around and screeched. A shadow in the shelves walked forward to reveal Xuan,still in her greasy apron. Yang didn't scream at all,she didn't seem fazed at the least. In fact,it looked like she was expecting her. "How on EARTH did YOU get in here?!?!? Through the window?!?!"i said,my heart pounding in time to the metronome that Clarice has at home. "I just came in."she said,blinking innocently. "I mean,Yang didn't see me cos she was snoozing,and i didn't wanna wake her so well." I was flabbergasted,then again,they were both partners in crime. I could still remember the time they both dressed up as waiter and waitress to make sure Clarice's and my blind date at Din Tai Fung went alright. First appearance of Male Yang,nostalgic uh. "Oh yeah,MiLoh here wanted to ask you if you made Tetra a Star Wars fan." Xuan scratched her head. "Um well,i did say i rambled it a few hundred times,"she said thoughtfully. "And i also did attempt to make a lightsaber-wand combi with all the wooden chopsticks from the noodles stall. And yes,i did steal them."she said. I rolled my eyes. Obviously it was her. I mean,she was a fam of everything,Lord of the Rings,Harry Potter,Star Wars...the only thing she's not a fan of,and i forbid Tetra AND Rocky to be a fan of,is Twilight. Honestly,wizards,Jedis and Hobbits are much more interesting than sparkling vampires. AND i dun really trust Tetra and Rocky with it so i forbid it yes. (Author's note:sorry to all Twilight fans if this offends anyone of you:( )

Anyways,so somehow,Xuan AND Yang both managed tragically to talk me into watching Star Wars as well. I almost fainted when i told them i would watch it because that meant they succeeded. What did i tell you about them partners in crime again,eh?
Signed
MiLoh