Mobile Legends (Interactive Story)

Gord (Part 1)

Bio: Gord lived in a world full of magic. He was naturally talented, and his love for mystic magic grew. He mastered the most difficult of the mystic magic spells. However, he depended on magic too much, and his body absorbed the mystic emblems and changed him into a giant smurf.

*Gord looks like an old man (and a smurf).

*He rides on a floating skateboard without wheels.

*Likes: Mystic magic.

*Dislikes: Being bothered.

Gord is on his sofa watching a video someone slip off a roof when he suddenly hears his name being called from far away.

Lolita: Oh my Gord, it's him!

Gord ignores her and goes back to listening to the screams from the strange box. Such relaxing music. However, Gord is interrupted once again.

Layla: Oh Gord, I forgot where I put my rubber band!

Gord shuts Layla out and continues to watch YouTube. Just when he is about to fall asleep, a shout startles him awake.

Johnson: Oh my Gord! There's no more toilet paper!

Gord makes a note to murder Johnson when he sees him later.

RO: Hello.

Gord: ...

RO: How was your day?

Gord: Get out of my house!

RO: Don't you want to know how I got in?

Gord: No! Get out!

RO: ...

RO leaves through the front door. Apparently, it hadn't been locked. Gord tries to sleep but is bothered for the hundredth time.

RO: Hello. I'm back.

Gord: ...

RO: So, how was your day?

Gord: Horrible.

RO: Why?

Gord: Because of you. Now, go! And don't come back!

RO: ...How old are you? As old as Vexana?

Gord: How am I supposed to know?

RO sees the "box" displaying someone falling off their bikes and landing painfully. Oof.

RO: Is that from Cyclops?

Gord: That's none of your business.

RO: Do you know there's a game called Mobile Legends?

Gord: No. Get out.

RO: You should play it.

Gord: And you should leave.

RO: Nah.

RO...

A. Changes the YouTube video.

B. Forces Gord to download Mobile Legends.

C. Tries to make Gord smile.

D. Eats a cookie.

Choice A has been chosen. RO searches up something and clicks on the video. An ad for orange juice comes on.

Gord: What are you even doing?

RO: Look!

The ad is replaced by a video of Barney. It has more than 100k dislikes and less than 180k likes. Gord immediately presses the dislike button. 

Gord: Are you done yet?

RO: Nope.

RO chooses Choice B. Mobile Legends is currently downloading.

Gord: I told you, I don't care about some silly game.

Mobile Legends has finished downloading. RO opens the app. After it loads, RO enters "legend27" in the username box. Gord looks over at the screen.

Gord: If you have nothing better to do, give me that back. 

RO: But do you see it?

Gord: See what?

RO: Layla's on the screen.

Gord: For the last time, I don't care!

RO: You didn't even look!

Gord takes the device from RO and blows it up with a blue light.

Gord: Stop bothering me.

RO picks Choice D and eats a cookie. Yummy. Next, RO goes with Choice C.

RO: Smile!

Gord: No.

RO: Fine then. So, what did Kagura say to the cupcake when it asked what she was doing?

Gord: Cupcakes can't talk.

RO: Anything is possible. Any guesses?

Gord: I don't want to hear this.

RO: The answer is muffin much!

Gord: ...

RO: What?

Gord: That barely made sense.

RO: Want another one?

Gord: Go outside. I don't want to ruin my sofa.

RO goes outside, confused. Gord follows. Suddenly, RO is stunned and blasted with Gord's blue smurf magic. RO dies.

Gord: Finally. Peace and quiet at last.

Next up: Balmond, the almond!

Hey guys, should I start voting for my own chapters? I haven't done that once since I joined, and I probably will never do that. However, I just want your opinions on this matter. Thanks, and see you in the next chapter!