Bio: Balmond is the strongest of the Bloodaxe Orcs, the result of interbreeding between blood demons and other devils. They use arcane magic to infect enemies with blood.
*Balmond likes to call everyone fools.
*If he had a religion, he would most likely be satanic.
*Likes: Demonic power
*Dislikes: Fools, recklessness
Hayabusa is currently trying to find Kagura, but he runs into Balmond and Hilda instead. They seem to be comparing each other's axes.
Balmond: My axe is heavy!
Hilda: My axe is heavier!
Balmond: My axe is heaviest!
Hilda: My axe is heavier than the heaviest axe!
Balmond: My axe is heavier than the axe that's heavier than the heaviest axe!
Hilda: My axe is heavier than the axe that's heavier than the axe that's heavier than the heaviest axe!
Hayabusa: ...
Balmond: My axe is heavier than the axe that's heavier than the axe that's heavier than the axe that's heavier than the heaviest axe!
Hilda: My axe is heavier than the axe that's he-
Hayabusa: What are you guys even doing?
Balmond: Reckless fool! You interrupted our axe fight!
Hayabusa: Well, it probably would've gone on forever if I hadn't said anything.
Hilda: Maybe we should test our axes out on someone instead of talking.
Balmond: Who are we testing it on?
Balmond and Hilda both look at Hayabusa.
Hayabusa: Not me. Just fight against each other.
Hayabusa disappears from sight. Hilda and Balmond decide that it's a good idea and engage in battle.
Ten minutes later...
Balmond is eating a sandwich when a strange-looking creature waddles towards him. The creature whose name is RO has a few plans in mind.
A. Ask Balmond about his favorite food.
B. Braid his hair.
C. Dance the leprechaun dance.
D. Eat an almond.
RO chooses Choice D and eats an almond beside Balmond.
RO: Good afternoon, Balmond!
Balmond: Hello, fool!
RO chooses Choice A while munching on another almond.
RO: What's your favorite food?
Balmond: Animals and humans are fun to eat.
RO: I see. Well, I like eating leaves. They're crunchy.
Balmond: What kind of fool eats leaves?
RO: Giraffes and lions do.
Balmond: Are you a giraffe or lion?
RO: I have no idea.
(Note: To clear up some possible confusion, lions don't eat leaves. RO is spreading false information without knowing it.) RO picks Choice B next.
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Mobile Legends (Interactive Story)
FanfictionMake odd choices while talking with wacky characters from Mobile Legends. And let's hope you don't die too much... All stories are for fun and people who don't know what Mobile Legends is can still read and understand 97% of the book. This was made...
