Hetalia's weirdest book

Canada- wait, who?

Canada: hey gu-
America: HEY BROS HOW'S IT GOIN!!! THE HERO IS HERE!!!
England: keep it down you git! 
France: AHONHONHONHONHON, Oh, Angleterre, want to sleep over at mine tonight? Wiggles eyebrows
England: GAH- GIT. GET OFF ME!
Canada: h-hello?
Germany: ALRIGHT. EVERYONE CALM DOWN. ZIS IS A MEETING AND VE NEED TO GET ZIS DONE VITH. NOW. VHO'S GOING FIRST?!
Italy Ve~ raises hand as fast as he could
Germany: I RECOGNISE MY FRIEND, ITALIA
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Canada: guys! P-please! Notice....me!
America: did someone say somethin?
Russia: I didn't hear anything~ says with his cute Russian accent but holding his pipe and kolkol-Ing
America: GAH- you're scaring me dude!
Canada: no one notices me...
Kumajiro: who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada disappointed baby
China: western nations are so immature, Aru
Prussia: ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS BACK ONCE AGAIN!
America: GUYS! GUYS! I JUST GOT AN IDEA ON HOW WE CAN STOP GLOBAL WARMING!
Prussia: do tell old Freund!
America: ALRIGHT! WE CAN BUILD A HUUUUGGEEEE ROCKET AND GO TO THE SUN AND STOP IT FROM WARMING THE EARTH! WHO AGREES?
Japan: I agree with America-san
England: there's no way we're going to be able to build a bloody rocket to space and to the sun. Humans would die if we do that.
France: ahonhonhon. I bet England looks dead sexy in a mini skirt. Come 'ere my lovely angleterre~
Canada: hello?
Kumajiro: hungry
Canada: sighs lets leave then
No one notices they left. The end.