America: DUDES! You have a different football to me, I think, P L E A S E show me your clothes that you wear.
England: sighs. Fine America
America: You European countries have to get changed in them and show me!
Prussia: ALRIGHT. LETS DI ZHIS.
They all go out. The European countries Ofcourse. To get changeAn hour later. They waited for all of them to get changed k?!
England: stupid American
France: Oui. But I get to see jou in jour football outfit angleterre
Spain: sí! I love football. Too bad Portugal couldn't come over.
England: real bugger.
Italy: Ve~ lets go!
Russia: Da. Let's go.
Germany: ja.They walk back to the meeting room.
Germany: America! Ve're ready!
America: I'll call you Dudes one by one
They all shout okAmerica: BULGARIA!
Bulgaria walks in wearing this:(It may not be their real football outfit. Lol.)
America: gasps wow!
Bulgaria: you like it?
America: Hell yeah dude! Love the colours!
Bulgaria: thank you
America: sit down now
Bulgaria: OkAmerica: DENMARK
Denmark walks in wearing this:It had number 1, not 00, and his human name on the back
America: rockin the style dude!
Denmark: thanks dude!
America: sit.
He sits downAmerica: FINLAND
Finland comes in wearing this:Obviously saying number 1 and not 00 and his human name
America: are they all the same? Or what? But cool dude
Finland: you're on the nice list
He sits downAmerica: NORTHERN IRELAND
He comes in wearing this:America: dude! So green! That's AWESOME
Northern Ireland: thank you
He sits downAmerica: POLAND
Poland comes in wearing what these guys are wearing:America: the colours of your flag! I love it dude!
Poland: like, its tots fabs right?
America: HELL YEAH
Poland smiles and sits downAmerica: TURKEY
Turkey comes in wearing this:America: all red! Lovin it dude!
Turkey sat down.America: BELARUS
Belarus comes in wearing this:America: you look cool dudette
She sat downAmerica: can't wait to see what he wears. Smirks ENGLAND
England comes in wearing this:America: D U D E best one so far! Whistles
England: stop that wanker
America: in all seriousness, love the red socks, love the blue and white. Love how you wear something underneath.
England: Ok. Ok. Stop bloody complementing me.
America: ignoring him you so go with this outfit. You look more fabulous than Poland.
England: rolls eyes that's a bugger, init?
America: Yeah dude! You should sit down!
England: wanker. Sits down.A/n
End of chapter one lol. Doin this for fun.
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