Hetalia's weirdest book

my new glasses

Me: *listening to my music*

England: *walks up to me* hey, Jamie, I need to talk you you

Me: *turns music off and faces him* yo?

England: ..nice glasses, anyway, you know how you said you owned a country?

Me: thanks and yes

England: there's no personification and uh...I need to ask you some questions

Me: alright

England: what year were you born?

Me: two thousand and six

England: same year that country was made...day?

Me: thirtieth of April

England: same day...

Me: *gasps* AM I A COUNTRY?!

England: seems so

Me: YAAAAYYYY

America; nice glasses dudette

Me; ...