Me: England, Australia and America?
America: Yeah dudette?
Australia: yes mate?
England: what is it, love?
Me: apparently, I sound American and Australian with a bit of English...
England: you're from England though
America: let's hear It
Australia; Yeah mate
Me: alright...
Me: yo wha'sup ma'es, ma lovelies!
England: any other sentences?
Me: Bloody hell dudes! I's fùcking raining! Crikey tha's bad rain!
America: hm, you're a mixture of Australian, American, and English I guess dudette
Australia: that's weird
England: how?
Me: ok
Me: this legit happened irl lol
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Hetalia's weirdest book
HumorTheir lives in text messages! Hopefully this'll be fun. And funny to read"
