Hetalia's weirdest book

geography lesson part 1

Australia: hello mates
New Zealand: hello
Me: uh...hey guys! Why do I need a geography lesson?
New Zealand: Australia wants you and the world to know which countries are in which continent,
Me: OKKKKKIIAIAKDKDI
Australia: crikey. Let's get started!

New Zealand: Oceania
Australia: what do you know about it?
Me: uh...You guys are in the continent....
Australia: we may be needing to teach her more..

Music comes on
Australia: I'm Australia, you definitely know me! My capital is Canberra, there's more facts coming soon!
New Zealand: then there's Micronesia, oh we love the guy, his capital is Palikir.
Australia: then there's Fiji! Not much to say, they're a nice fella once you get to know them, Suva is their capital, now let's get to the next one!
New Zealand: Kiribati. She's not that well known but she's like a little sister. She's not though. Her capital is Tarawa, weird name I know but we all have weird capitals, right?
Australia: the next is Marshall Islands! I don't really like him but we have to add him in! His capital is Majuro.
New Zealand: Nauru is next. Not going to say something about him, he'll get angry, his capital is Yaren.
Australia: New Zealand is next!
New Zealand: my capital is Wellington, you know a lot about me
Australia: next is Palau! Ngerulmud is her capital
New Zealand: Papua New Guinea is next, good fellow, his capital is Port Moresby
Australia: next! Samoa, his capital is Apia
New Zealand: The Solomon Islands her capital is Honiara.
Australia: Tonga, my favourite! His capital is Nuku'alofa
New Zealand: Next is Tuvalu, their capital is Funafuti
Australia: Next is...Vanuatu! Their capital is Port Vila

Both: goodbye leaves

Me: oh no...there's more?!