Hetalia's weirdest book

2p in an asylum

A/N: I am naming Britannia Ashlee, don't ask why k?

Ashlee: Oliver!
He comes downstairs
Oliver: yes Mum?
Ashlee: we're going to buy some cake ingredients
Oliver: eyes widen can we get blood?
Ashlee: no. Come on.
Oliver: can I poison them to kill others?
Ashlee: JUST COME ON
Oliver: okay!
They go to the "store' which is actually an asylum for insane people
Ashlee: hello, this is is my son
Worker: oh, hello, what's your name and how old are you?
Oliver: I'm Oliver and I'm 12
Worker: follow me, youngster

She puts him in a room with 3 other people.
Oliver: does anyone know where I am?
???: well, hey dude.
Oliver: who are you?
???: I'm Allen, nice to meet ya..
Oliver: Oliver
Allen: nice to meet ya Oliver
Oliver: nice to meet you to
???: alright, who the fûck is this?
Allen: be nice Luciano, he's new
Luciano: I can see that, you fùcking idiot,
Oliver: I'm Oliver
Luciano: good for you
Oliver: ...
???: You sure like pink!
Oliver: who are you?
???: Arvid. I'm only 7
Oliver: oh...
Allen: anyway, where ya from? You have an accent
Oliver: I was born in England, poppet.
Luciano: I'm Italian, Allen is American and Arvid is from Ladonia
Arvid: So, you crazy too?
Oliver: what?
Allen: let's do this guys!
Arvid: Ok

Allen: Are you insane like me?
Luciano: been in pain like me?
Arvid: Bought a hundred dollar bottle of champagne like me?
Luciano: Just to pour that motherfucker down the drain like me?
Allen: Would you use your water bill to dry the stain like me?
Oliver: Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me?
The other smile/smirked

Arvid: Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?
Luciano: Do the people whisper 'bout you on the train like me?
Allen: Saying that you shouldn't waste your pretty face like me?

All 3: And all the people say
Luciano: You can't wake up, this is not a dream
Allen: You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
Arvid: With your face all made up, living on a screen
Oliver: Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
Oliver backed up

Oliver: I think there's a flaw in my code
Oliver: these voices won't leave me alone
Oliver: Well my heart is gold and my hands are...cold

Luciano: Are you deranged like me?
Arvid: Are you strange like me?
Allen: Lighting matches just to swallow up the flame like me?
Oliver: Do you call yourself a fūcking hurricane like me?
Arvid; Pointing fingers 'cause you'll never take the blame like me?

All 3: And all the people say
Luciano: you can't wake up, this is not a dream
Arvid: You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
Allen: With your face all made up, living on a screen
All 3: Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

Oliver: I think there's a flaw in my code
Oliver: These voices won't leave me alone
Oliver: Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold

Allen: well then kiddo, you're on the team
Oliver: how old are you guys?
Arvid: I'm 7
Luciano: 15
Allen: 16
Oliver: Ok...