America: number 1! Make fun of a certain Brit.
America: number 2! Disrespect their royals!
America: number 3! BUILD A WALL AROUND THEM
America: they would have broken it down 2 days later
America: good job! Your taxes are raised!
America: number 4! DECLARE WAR FOR INDEPENDENCE
America: only when they're having some other wars on the same day and get everyone against him so you can get independence
America: good job! You have independence
England: AMERICA YOU GIT!!
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