Canada: hey America
America: hey dude! I'm sooo better than your country!
Canada: Yeah, right.
America: huh?
Canada: me AND England are both better than you
America: how?
Canada: we both have free healthcare
America: but you don't have free speech
England suddenly came In
England: I heard free speech! I just came down from the protest in London! I need to get back there quickly!
America and Canada: 😮
England: what?
America: n-nothing dude!
Canada: eheheheheh.u-uh E-England, um, you d-do know they w-won't listen to y-you
England: I know
Canada: why are you protesting then?
England: because I bloody can and they will listen to me soon
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Hetalia's weirdest book
HumorTheir lives in text messages! Hopefully this'll be fun. And funny to read"
