England: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOO~
Me: ...I...England...you are my spirit animal...
America: if you love me LET ME BE THE HERO!!!!
Me: England's the only getting it so far
France: if you love me..LET ME LOVE YOU
Me: France...wrong song
China: if you love me.. SUCK BALLZ
me: ...what..the...fùck
Ireland: if you love me...LET ME HATE YOU
Me: ...no. Ireland...just.,,no
Russia: if you love me...BECOME ONE WITH ME
Me: I'm done...England won
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Hetalia's weirdest book
HumorTheir lives in text messages! Hopefully this'll be fun. And funny to read"
