America. Stop.

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In the meeting room
Germany: vhere ist Amerika?
England: late. As bloody usual.
Captain America theme tune comes on.

America breaks the door when the song is finished and jumps in
America: NANANANANANANANANANA...AMERICA!!
He sits down, everyone looks just as amused as you, but has the look of a face that says 'the fūčk just happened?'

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