Hetalia's weirdest book

Trouble...

When the nations walked into the meeting room, they were surprised. They saw Britannia, Germania and Rome.

Their countries just stood still and looked at their 'parents' in shock.

"Mum?" England asked, then Germany and the other Germanic countries (except England lol) said. 'Vati' and the countries Rome has said. 'Grandpa Rome?'.

The ancient nations nodded and they hugged them.

"Where's Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and Ireland?" Britannia asked.

"They're at their countries Mum" England replied. Britannia nodded but still hugged her son.

"Vati!" Austria, Germany, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Belgium, Luxembourg, Denmark, Hungary, Poland and Prussia Said together and hugged him.

"Guten tag my boys, and girls" germania said

Rome's children did the same thing. (A/N: I'm lazy k?)

"We're here for a reason" Britannia Said.

All of a sudden, a bright light covered the room. The ancients left. And the nations were children...except Spain, Denmark and Hungary.

(A/N: Now time to write like the rest of this book)

The light uncovered the room and they all could see again

Spain: aww~ look at how cute you all are

Denmark: gaps we have to look after them!

Hungary: oh! They're all so cute! Smiles

England: stupid frog.
France: what'z wrong angleterre?
England: you.

Romano: this is a fucking new place, Spain, where the fuck are we?
Italy: Ve~ Romano! Calm-a down. Please. Hugs romano
Romano: get the fuck off of me.
Italy: ok let's go

Germany: Guten Tag Prussia
Prussia: I'm too awesome! Awesome me!
Germany: ignoring again I see.

Austria: vill people please stop vith zhe veird arguing?
Switzerland: no. We won't. (A/N: I do not how he speaks lol)
Liechtenstein: brüder. Hugs him

Hungary: they're all too cute! I can't handle this!
Denmark: GUYS. I GOT AN IDEA

All the kids look at him

Denmark: let's make a dance!
Spain: sí, good idea!
Hungary: gut. It's finally a gut idea.
England: dance to what, sir?
Spain: so polite.
Scotland comes in

Scotland: what..the actual...fuck?
England: looks at him brother?
Scotland: walks to the 3 other adults. Why are these guys kids?
Denmark: doesn't matter, join us.
Scotland: fine.

Spain: we'll be dancing too...

America: BURGERS

Hungary: nein. Not zhat.
America; okay 😢