England was making cereal
America: dude! Are you almost done yet?
England: bloody hell. Be patient
It went on fire somehow
England: BLOODY HELL
The rest of the allies magically walk in
America: DUDE. HOW CAM YOU BURN CEREAL?!
France: we can't let Angleterre cook anything at all.
China: Aru. How are you so bad at this?
Russia: maybe I should put pipe down food, Da?
Canada: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN NOW ENGLAND
Everyone looks at Canada and Canada walked away from the attention
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Hetalia's weirdest book
HumorTheir lives in text messages! Hopefully this'll be fun. And funny to read"
