Me: hello guys. Today, we are going to do a contest, American English, vs British English, well...English spoken from England.
England: good morning everyone
America: sup dudes!
Me: now. We shall get on with it....what is this?America: truck!
England! Lorry
America: dude, why is it called a lorry?
England: why is it called a truck?Me: next one!
England: Boot.
America: trunk!
England: that's so barbaric
America: yours is took whatever barbaric meansMe: before we get into more Harry Potter references...
England: biscuit
America: cookie!
Me: isn't there 2 words England?
England: yes, but a cookie is a circular shape.
Me: oh ok.
America: why not have one word dude?
England: because my country is more better than yours?
America: no it's not!
Me: NEXT...England: bumbag
America: fanny pack
England: tries not to laugh
America: dude? What's so funny?
Me: in England fanny means...a...vgna (A/N: search it up plz lol)
America: oh...
England: finally lets out his laughter.Me: let's take a break shall we? Part 2 coming...soon.
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