Hetalia's weirdest book

spain and England

*they're in their pirate costumes*

Spain: noooo~ not mi Armarda

England: HAHAHAHA, I HAVE BEATEN THE ALMIGHTY SPAIN

Spain: nooooo

England: NOW I WILL BE THE BEST

Spain: *gets up* NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT *gets sword*

England: BRING IT IT ON WANKER *Gets sword*

*they start pretending to fight with their swords*

America and romano: *spying* on them*

Romano: what the fúck

America: dude. This is funny. *records*

Romano: burger bastardo? You're recording this shít?

America: ofcourse! It's blackmail dude!