Sealand: Jerk! Jerk! I found a potion!
England: don't with mess with that
Sealand: giggles manly, and puts it in his pocket, WHO WANTS A DRINK?!
WY: sure! Jamba Juice please
Sealand: writes
Molossia: give me anything
Everyone tells him a drink they want and he goes in the kitchen and makes them. Smirking. He puts a bit of the potion in each drink and comes back with them. And gives them to everyone and they drink.
America: dude. It's late.
Russia: we should get some rest, Da?
China: Aru, why not?
Canada: Ok...
France: come on Canada. Let's go to sleep...together (I ship these 2, do not, judge me)
Canada: Ok
Ladonia: sure
Sealand: let's go to sleep
They all go to sleepThe next morning
Everyone screams
America: DUDE! I'M AN 11 YEAR OLD!!!
China: Aru! I'm...15...
Russia: 11...
England: bloody hell! I'm 11! bugger.
Canada: hm. I look adorable.
France: Oui. So do i! We all look cute! Especially me! Though...I am 15.
Sealand: oh, lovelies. I'm in my 20s
WY: NO NO NO! I MIGHT BE ON MY- GASPS BE RIGHT BACK, MATES GOES TO THE BATHROOM
Ladonia: what's wrong with her?
Molossia: who knows.
Seborga: oh. You guys-a look cute!
Kugelmugel: this is art.
Hutt river: hm. I still look fancy. Good,
WY: shouts from bathroom KUGELMUGEL COME UPSTAIRS PLEASE
he goes upstairs
Kugelmugel: yes?
WY: you know what girls have and what boys have?
Kugelmugel: hm..yes. I was told just in case.
WY: go to store please
Kugelmugel: let me guess. Pads?
WY: yes.
Kugelmugel: this is art. I'll go.
WY: thank you
He leavesA/N
Well crap. And yes, some people start their periods after 11, for me, she'll be 13 when she does lol
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