Hetalia's weirdest book

The states

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THIS IS MY OPINION IN HOW THE STATES LOOK AND ACT. SORRY IF I GET THEM WRONG. same with accents lol. I'm from England, sorryyyy

America: AMERICA FÛCK YEAH
New York: HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFÛCKING DAY NOW!
Texas: ya'll better stop shoutin' in here...it's gettin' too noisy
America: sorry Texas
New York: IM THE MOTHERFÛCKING BEST
Texas: New York? Are ya drunk or somethin'?
America: Yeah
Texas: great. I'll leave ya'll to deal with this, alright? Leaves
Florida: DAAAAADDDYYYY, do I look good?
America: uh yeah...?
Florida: DAD, you're LYING
America: no...I'm not
Florida: YOU DON'T LOVE ME leaves the room crying
America: the fûck?
Hawaii: America, is it true that I'm adopted?
America: what?
Hawaii: well...I have the Union Jack on my flag...does that mean I'm adopted?
America: shrugs don't know dude
Hawaii: I'll still love you if I am smiles
America: ...I have weird kids
New York: YOU DO YOU FÛCKER