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Sealand finally gets angry

They're in a world meeting and Sealand walks in.
England: notices Sealand and walks up to him
Sealand: England.
England: Sealand. Why are you here?
Everyone looked at the 2 big, blonde, big eyebrows people
Sealand: to talk to you.
He stands on the table, England looks at him.
Sealand: alright everyone! I need to get this out! No one has told him how bad of a country he is.
America: who Dude!
Sealand ignores America and paces back and forth, still on the table.
Sealand: england. Listen
England sat down and watched the boy
Sealand: do you really think anyone ever liked you?
France: non. He knows mwa liked him.
Sealand: rolls eyes how many wars exactly have you been in?
England: too many. Why?
Sealand: you've been to war with every country but 22
England: wanker, what are you getting at?
Sealand: I'm not done
England: bugger
Sealand: rolls eyes you've hurt a lot of countries, haven't you?
England: maybe.
Sealand: you've been to war with Russia
Russia: true
Sealand: the opium wars, against China.
China: Aru. I lost. But, I got to see Hong Kong for a while...
Sealand: Germany, world war 1, world war 2, and maybe more
Germany: zhose were fighting for an ally...except vorld var 2, zhat vas Hitler's fault...
Sealand: America, his independence war
America: Duuudddeee! Why would you bring me up!
Sealand: Maybe Canada. Whoever he is
Canada: that's...me...hugs Kumajiro
Sealand: you've been in so many with France, May I name them?
France: Oui! Please name then.
Sealand: very well
England: sighs go ahead.
Sealand: https: Revolt of 1173-74, the first barons war, Saintonge War, second barons war, war of saint-Sardos, Second War of Scottish Independence
France: Oui. I did help him.
England: shut up frog. I'm seeing how much he knows.
Sealand: Hundred Years' War, 1383-85 Crisis, I forgot the battle of Stamford bridge.
France: Oui. I did beat you.
England: frog, I was child.
Sealand: https: Glyndŵr Rising, Italian War of 1494-1498, war of the league of Cambrai, Italian war of 1521-26, Italian War of 1542-46. Italian war of 1551-59, French wars of religion
France: I remember that
Sealand: Anglo-French War, second Anglo-Dutch war, 9 years war, war of the Spanish succession
Spain: oh sí, Gracias for that!
Sealand: you also had a LOT of civil wars
England: bloody hell. They were brilliant times.
Sealand: As they were.
Pause
Sealand: look. You've hurt everyone, killed millions, people died because of you. How do people put up with you? HOW?!
England glared at him
Sealand: you should die. Your country should disappear. It's become a land full arseholes, wankers. You, of ALL, people should know.
England left the room and everyone cheered when he wasn't seen.