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The plan in action 3

Romano: next is England, but I still want to insult him
Iceland: i think it'll be alright.
England: bloody wankers, just go.
Romano: how can you eat marmite?
England: it's good, you should try it sometime
Iceland: so. About Brexit.
England: obviously annoyed but playing along also rolls eyes
Romano: Estonia
Estonia: oh dear.
England: you'll never win another game of Eurovision
Estonia: I'll still try
Romano: you have no future
Estonia: yes I do.
Iceland: I like your glasses
Estonia: tell me when you're going to compliment me, thank you.
Romano: Finland
Finland: ready!
England: do you separate Russian? Smirks
Finland: hey! They're completely different languages...
Romano: Santa comes from the North Pole
Finland: no. I'm Santa nearly crying
Iceland: I got nothing.
Romano: France
France: oh non. Sees the smirk on England's face. Thiz iz Bad.
England: smirking. Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi, ce Soir?
France: w-what? Blushing
Iggy's laughing, so is Canada
Romano: how much did England pay you for him to lose against you?
France: 'e waz only a kid. Upset now
Iceland: So, Everybody Cheats in France, Right? Wink wink
France: non..upset for realz
Romano; greece?
Greece is sleeping
Romano: never mind....Germany
Germany: mein gott.
England: us 3 can agree that we don't like asparagus, especially if it's white.
The other 2 nod
Germany: HOV?! (How)
Romano: I'm not going...
Iceland: no one outside of Germany has seen Dinner For One
Germany: zhats zhe best shoe in Deutschland (Germany)
He an upset boi