Hetalia's weirdest book

France vs england

America: DUUUDES

China: what Aru?

America! Inhales ROMANIAANDENGLANDWEREARGUINGANDFRANCETRIEDTOBREAKTHEMUPBUTNOWIGGYANDFRANCEARECHILDREN exhales

Russia: what?

Italy: Ve~? Can no one understand him?

Everyone: no

Italy: basically England and Norway were arguing and France tried to break them up but France and England are children now!

Everyone: oh..

Suddenly shouting was heard

???: THIS IS YOUR FAULT FROG!

???: what? I don't even use magic!

???: I haven't used any and wE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BATTLE!!

??: oh I'm soRRY we've been fighting 60 years now!

China: oh no Aru

Germany: is zhat zhem?

Russia: Da..

England walks and stops, France bumping behind him.

France: ...zhese clozhes are... weird.

England: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE WE?!

America: haha..dudes, calm down!

Both: DON'T TELL US TO SHUT UP they stared at eachother

Italy: aww~ little England is so cuutteee

England: n-no I'm not.

France: he is right anglaterre~

England: S-shut up you frog!

America: haha... guess he's the same

Romania: A-HA! WE FOUND EM!

Norway: oh no...

Romania: what?

Norway: none of you have noticed that they're in uniforms for a war right?

China: SHIT-

England: oh look at the time frog,

France: I'll beat you this time!

They run off

Norway: crap! Teleports

Romania: SHOOT! Teleports

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