Hetalia's weirdest book

Chav england

I have Been waiting for this moment guys'd
I needa write this

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One day, a meeting
England was late

Very late.

"Vhere zhe Hell ist England? Er ist normally here by jetz." Germany said, his German coming out. On accident

"Ve~ England is always the first one here" Italy said cheerfully.

"Igirisu-san is rate?" Japan asked. Everyone nodded and sighed.

All of a sudden you could hear shouting and BAM the door got kicked open.

"E'llo mates, ye early cunts waitin for me?" England asked, everyone was bewildered.

"HAHA DUDE WHAT HAPPENED" America shouted and England glared

"I'll give a clip by the earhole if you don't bloody shut up you twit" England said and smirked, he looked at France. "Wagwan init?" France just stared at him.

"Oh Artie ye fat son of a wanker. Want some lovely cheeky nando's?" A guy said coming in.

England jumped. "CHEEKY NANDO'S WITH THE LADS?!" He shouted the guy simply nodded. They both were wearing an Adidas tracksuits.

"Lets get the blunt and go" England said and they left.

Everyone In the room was so confused.

Meanwhile

4 siblings were laughing their arses off.

"Oh me god, I love me brother." Wales said, dying in fits of laughter.

Scotland added "aye, the wee twat knows some good humour"

Ireland Northern Ireland were rolling on the floor

Nobody understood any of the british isle siblings so they just ended the meeting