Hetalia's weirdest book

The plan in action 2

Romano: Belgium
Belgium: nooo...
England: the only reason you exist is so I can annoy France
Belgium: wha?
Iceland: your beer taste like p*ss
Romano: your national team football team is about as much good as a chocolate teapot.
Belgium: almost crying
Romano: Canada
Canada: looks down
England: yeah, like we really needed your help winning World War II.
Canada: knows his sarcasm
Iceland: What's the difference between a dove and the Canadian Air Force?
Canada: shrugs
Iceland; At least a dove can get off the ground.
Canada: almost crying
Romano: you're not America?
America and Canada hug and secretly cry
Romano: China
China: Aru says disappointingly
England: Do you really eat dogs?
China: no!
Iceland: Make us diulian
China: nearly crying
Romano: Japan is better than China
China: sinks into chair
Romano: Egypt
Egypt: whispers shit.
England: Oh, you have a wonderful house, Wow, that's a very nice car
Egypt: I swear, if I find them scratched tomorrow!
Iceland: I don't like molokhia.
Egypt: HOW?!
Romano: your jokes aren't funny
Egypt is almost crying aswel.

Everyone else is angry with the 3 insulting countries

A/N:
Part 3 coming soon~