Hetalia's weirdest book

England:

Cuz every fairytale needs a nurse with a star-stick

Pirate England:
Wait! Since when did he lose an eye?

Are you more attracted to the fact he's licking his sword in mist fanart, or that he still looks sexy even with the magical background behind him in some fanarts?

Britain's pirates:
The top product in getting rid of those pesky Spanish Armadas since 1588

Pirate USUK:
Sexier than all other pairings

Edit in 2019:
I CAN'T BELIEVE I SHIPPED USUK EW EW EWWW