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America: when England say "maths" i laugh because that's fúcking stupid.

Canada: when Americans campaign against universal healthcare we all  laugh because that fúcking stupid

America: ....

England: we fúcking call it maths because it's fúcking mathematics. There's more than one of them or maybe you pee-brained-eagle-fúcker can only handle one

China: *chokes on tea* pea-brained-eagle-fúcker

England: America, why do you start your school year in the middle of the year? That makes no fúcking sense.

America: when else should you start school?

America: IN JANUARY

America: like a REGULAR HUMAN

England: I start school years in September because that's the end of farming season

England: children used to help families with crops and sh*t

England: but now child labour laws

England: and I'm too lazy to change okay?

America; do you not drink ice tea as much as I do?

America: what do you drink during the summer?

England: tea

America: but it's hot

England: only tea

America: there are no other drinks?

England; only tea.

America: what if you don't like tea?

England: then the weak die

Canada: natural selection

America: England's people are so fûcking cute

Canada: they call Christmas lights 'fairy lights

America: they called sweaters 'jumpers'

Canada: sneakers are 'trainers'

America: they say 'you alright/you ok' instead of 'how are you'

Canada: I quit

England: Fùck off you condescending twat

America: they also have a very firm grasp on the words cunt and twat, as illustrated just now.

England: díckheàd is another favourite, knobjockery perhaps too if you're feeling a little adventurous.

England: wait...you mean you don't use the word 'fortnite' in America?

England: wait what? Then what do they use?

Canada: they don't have a work.

England: what do you mean they don't have a word? What kind of uncivilized people are they??

America: the fúck is a fortnite

England: it's a word for 2 weeks

Ameroca: we say 2 weeks

England: *smashes tea to the ground in shock*