How did china 🇨🇳 become part of the British empire? Well. Here's a comedy text thing lol.
China: Aru! What is it this stuff?
England: it's opium. I want you to try it.
China: uh...alright.
England; let's go to the pub and sell it there.
They do so, now everyone in China is drinking opium
England: try it
China: alright. Drinks it
At night
England: smirks you're now mine b*tches places flags everywhere
The next morning
China: Ugh. What happened
Chinese person: I don't know
Other Chinese person: we were drinking opium sold by the Brits and we all passed out, now there's british flags everywhere.
China: ARU. OH NO. WE ARE PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
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