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When life gives you lemons 🍋

England: you give it back

Russia: put pipe in lemons, Da?

America: give burgers life!

France: make love with the lemons

Canada: put maple syrup on the lemons and eat them

Japan: draw an anime of it

Germany: ignore the lemons

Italy: put it-a in pasta

Romano: insult it

Greece: make my kitties eat it

Scotland: put it in whiskey

Ireland: give life a clover

Wales: eat the lemon.

Northern Ireland: don't accept it.