Hetalia's weirdest book

3p reptile trio

3p England

3p Italy

3p Prussia

Start

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3p England: why the fùck am I Here?
3p Prussia: auzhor vants us to get to know each-fùcking-other
3p Italy: well-a fûck that-a shít.
Me: GUUUYYSSS. You guys are PERFECT FOR A TRIOOOO
3p England: get the fùck away from us
Me: bogey haired
3p England: OI! What the fùck are you saying about my fùcking hair choice?
Me: EEEE runs away
3p Italy: get the fùck away from-a me you fùcking pricks
3p Prussia: I fùcking see vhy she zhinks ve're perfect to be a trio.

A/N:
I'm so bored