America: stubs toe on table OW inhale FŪCK
England: stubs toe Slams hand on table BLOODY FÙCKING MARY-SUES PIXIE DUST AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE QUEEN AND HOLY SHÍT!!!!!
me: stubs toe ... shrugs and carries on walking
Crystal: ...America, you did..good..
Crystal: england...well....uh....
Crystal: Jamie. Nice.
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