They were in a meetingGermany: ve can finally start.
Japan: finarry
France: 'old on...people aren't 'ere yet.
England: America's always late, frog.
France; non. 'E is later zhan normal...China isn't 'ere eizher...
England: you're right...for once.
*all of a sudden the people who were in the British empire burst through the door*
America: IIIGGGYYY
Canada: guess what day it is, eh
England: What day is it?
Australia: FATHER'S DAY
New Zealand: *sigh* Australia, America, no need to shout
Fiji: y-yeah...my ears hurt n-now...
England; bloody hell...
All; HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
*They hug England and gave him stuff and left*
*England.exe has stopped working*
France: Angleterre?
Romano: tea bàstard?
Denmark and Prussia; *dying of laughter*
England: 0_0
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