Hetalia's weirdest book

When the countries found out who has the biggest empire

America: hey dudes. I have a question!
England: what is it America?
Prussia: shoot away!
America: who was the biggest empire?

Everyone looked at England

England smirked

England: well, Well, well, you got independence from that empire
America: YOU?!
England: Yeah
America: I WAS PART OF THE BIGGEST EMPIRE IN THE WORLD?!
England: yes
China: me and Hong Kong were aswel. Aru.
Canada: So was I
India: I was too
Australia: me and New Zealand were!
British Indian Ocean territory: me and the British Antarctic territory were
Anguilla: ..,you get the idea, a lot of us were in the British empire
America: DUUUUDDEEEE
England: and if you didn't get independence it would still be running! I lost 13 colonies because of you
America: my states? Pfft. They wanted it aswel.
They started arguing
The countries that weren't normally in the meetings left
China: Aru.
Germany:  godverdamnit