ScotlandScotland: what the fùck are ye saying? SAY IT TO ME FÙCKING FACE YE PRICK. GO ON THEN, SAY IT. OI. I'LL PICK A FIGHT WITH YE LAD. Shouts angrily in Scottish
Me: AHHH! AN ANGRY SCOTSMAN!!! Runs away
England
England: oi you bloody wanker, what you tryin to do eh? YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT THE QUEEN. STATTS SHOUTING IN ENGLISH SLANG
me: AAAAAAAGHHH AND ANOTHER ANGRY ENGLISH?!
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