Hetalia's weirdest book

Kirkland familun

Scotland: .....

Wales: ...you got a fag?

Scotland: course gives

Wales: thanks lights and puts it in his mouth

Northern Ireland: so then I went in the air!

Sealand: woah! That must be so cool!

Northern Ireland: Yeah! I was surprised! I then fell and broke my back

Sealand: ouch

England: IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

Ireland: jeez it's just a TEA POT!

England: BUT THE TEA!

New Zealand: sheeeeepp...

Australia: um...

Australia: mate are you alright? You're kind of just sayin sheep over and over again big concern

Hutt river: the fabulous me should never be near such fools

WY: if anything, you're the fool.

Hutt river: arm over chest how dare you say that! You have hurt the amazing me!

WY: whatever drama queen

India:

Hong Kong: .... cool

India: I didn't say anything-

Hong Kong: mhm..

India: teens...

Egypt: hey! My place is cooler than yours!

Libya: keep talking.

Gambia: ..... anyone want to Gamble?

Sierra Leone: no

Gambia: sad noise

South-West Africa (SWF): no, I'm south!

South Africa (SF): nO me!

Fight

Rhodesia: ....

Northern Rhodesia (NR): .....

Both: why are we family with these people?

Nyasaland: Nya!

Tanganyika: yee!

Both: weird sounds

Swaziland: I sad

Basutoland: I sad too

Zanzibar: let's be sad together

Kenya: aNd iM KaNyE WeSt

Uganda: UgAnDaN NuCkLeS

Somalia; I need help.

British Somaliland (BS): call me BS one more time and a bull's shit is going in your mouth!

Eritrea: I'm non existent

Sudan:

Nigeria:

Sudan: hi-

Nigeria: OMG WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?

Sudan: cri

Nigeria: noo don't cry

Gold Coast (GC): I'm g o l d

Suez Canal Zone(ZCZ): :(

Canada: hi and welcome to your average maple syrup store. What would you like? We have-

America: I just want maple syrup

Falkland Islands(FL): oof

British Guinea (BG): i oop

Britannia: .....why?