England: I got 6
Panama: I got 1
*everyone crouds around England*
America: dude! I'm so happy for ya!
Belgium: tsk. Who will win? Me, or you?
England: 😡 me
Belgium: we'll see 😡
Spain: calm down chica *hugs belguim*
Belgium: you'll support me, right Spain?
Spain: ofcourse
*they hug and go somewhere private to snog, yes, I ship this, and spamano, Spain is cheating on romano with belguim*
Italy: ve~ you did-a good job Inghilterra
England; thank you, Italy
*the British isles come in*
Scotland: come here ye lil bunny
Wales: England! We're so proud of you
Northern Ireland: ...y-you Did g-good...
Ireland: yer a faggot but ya did good.
England: *smiled and they had a family hug*
*everyone watched in awe*
*then I come in*
Real life me: ENGLAND, OMG, THANK YOU FOR WINNING, KANE DID GOOD, SO DID VARDY...THEY ALL DID!! YOU HAVE TO BEAT BELGIUM!! *Carries on rambling*
Nottingham: wha' the fúck?
Everyone: ....
Nottingham: Ay-up
England: use the queens English
Nottingham: Knee-ow
America: you're accent is so weird dude.
France: amerique that is rude
Nottingham: w'o is Clammin?
Everyone: *looks at her in a questioning way*
England: she means who's hungry, you bloody twats
Everyone: *shakes head, no*
*Nottingham leaves*
Me: *still rambling*
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Hetalia's weirdest book
HumorTheir lives in text messages! Hopefully this'll be fun. And funny to read"
