Hetalia's weirdest book

Boris johnson meets england

Theresa May: sighs so.. you're now pm..

Boris Johnson: yes I am!

Theresa: well... meet Arthur Kirkland. The embodiment of the personification of England.

Boris; they exi-

England: well hello, Boris.

Boris: you're so short.

England: Theresa, I don't like him.

Theresa: laughs and leaves

Boris: ...

England: picks him up by tie* if you don't get Brexit fucking done, I will find you and kill you. Got it?

Boris: gulps y-yup..

Meanwhile

David Cameron: Boris wont survive

Theresa: what makes you say that?

David: just wanted to

Theresa: we'll see...