Y/n: *to Peter* aren't you cold?
Peter: would you let me put my hands in your bra if I was?
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Peter: Math is so hard
Y/n: *walks in*
Peter: and now I'm hard too
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Y/n: will you always treat me good?
Peter: of course I will
Peter: I'll treat you like I treat my homework, slam you on the table and do you all night
Y/n:
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Peter: what do I do if Y/n kisses me?
Mj: kiss her back
Peter: ok but why her back?
Mj:
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Betty: Ned you deserve an award for putting up with me
Ned: you are my award Betty
Peter: Y/n you deserve an award for putting up with me
Y/n: hell yeah I do! You can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
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Ned: what's a queen without her king?
Mj: well historically, better.
Peter: what's Juliet without her Romeo?
Y/n: um ALIVE!
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Y/n: happy one year babe!
Peter: but I'm 16
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Peter: water can solve all problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water.
Y/n: tired of someone? Drown them.
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Y/n: how much do you love me?
Peter: Immensely, I'd move mountains for you
Y/n: can you go buy milk then?
Peter: let's not go that crazy
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Y/n: you love me right?
Peter: no I don't love you
Y/n: b-but I thought you did...
Peter: NO NO NO I DO LOVE YOU I WAS BEING SARCASTIC... I'M SORRY
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Peter: do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?
Y/n:
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Y/n: don't look at me like that
Peter: like what?
Y/n: like I'm your everything
Peter: I don't know how else to look at you
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Peter: what's the word for horny but not in a sexual way?
Peter: like I'm horny for Halloween but I don't want fuck a pumpkin, you feel?
Y/n: I think the word you're looking for is excited
Peter: oh yeah excited...
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Mj: Y/n what do you have to say about the rumors you and Peter are dating?
Y/n: well they're true... kind of... he sent me a text saying "your cute" so I corrected him by replying "no, you're cute"
Y/n: he must of taken it the wrong way so we started dating when all I did was correct a typo...
Y/n: it's been three months
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Y/n: I have high standards
*meets Peter*
Y/n: *panicking* I can't believe he met all my standards!
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Peter: boyfriend? I don't want to be Y/n's boyfriend.
Ned: well then what do you want?
Peter: I don't know. I just want to be with her. All the time.
Peter: I want to hear about her day and tell her mine
Peter: I want to hold her hand and smell her hair.
Peter: but I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend
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*flashback*
Betty: I'm so happy right now I could kiss you!
Ned: neat.
*end of flashback*
Ned: I can't believe I said neat!
Peter: everyone gets nervous. Remember when Y/n confessed to me?
Ned: didn't you thank her?
Peter: I thanked her...
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Peter: *kisses Y/n's cheek from behind*
Y/n: ... What's was that?
Peter: affection
Y/n: disgusting
Y/n:
Peter:
Y/n: do it again.
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Tom Holland Imagines
Fanfiction||REQUESTS ARE CLOSED|| I love him and I know you do too. Simple as that.
