Incorrect Quotes 3 // Peter Parker

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Peter: *writes "prom? - xox Peter" on whiteboard*

Mj: *walks in* wow! Thank you Parker, sure! Why not?

Peter: Mj? What do you think your doing? Go tell Y/n!

Mj: *shouts* Y/n! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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Peter: my head hurts

Mj: that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity

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Peter: ok am I dressed alright?

Mj: the answer to that has never been yes

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Mj: *to Peter* you're an idiot

Peter: stay positive

Mj: oh I am positive

Y/n: stop bullying my boyfriend!

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Mj: *to Y/n* do what you love

Y/n: ok

Y/n: *turns to Peter*

Y/n: hi Pete

Mj: that's not what I meant...

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Y/n: 10 years from now, I guarantee I will be Peter's second wife

Peter: ... what happened to my first wife?

Y/n: *stern* nothing you can prove

Peter:

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Peter: love you

Y/n: good choice

Peter: fuck you

Y/n: better choice

Peter: wait a second!

Y/n: :)

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Y/n: when I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings. I got a crush on someone and because I didn't know what else to do. I wrote him a letter that said "get out of my fucking school"

Mj:

Ned:

Peter: wait a minute...

Peter: THAT WAS YOU?

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Peter: you're going to ace this test!

Y/n: you think that because you love me and love has made you dumb

Peter: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter! Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Y/n: that was big, I was really proud of you.

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Peter: can you guess why you're my Cinderella?

Y/n: let me guess, because I'm your princess?

Peter: no, because your dress will disappear at midnight

Y/n: *turned on and impressed*

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May: Y/n! Would you do me the honor in becoming my daughter/niece-in-law?

Peter:

Y/n:

Peter: May, did you just propose for me?

May: well someone had too!

Y/n: *blushing*

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Mj: you kissed a girl?

Peter: in my defense it was dark and she was really pretty

Ned: only Y/n is that pretty

Mj:

Peter:

Ned:

Y/n: :)

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