Peter: *writes "prom? - xox Peter" on whiteboard*
Mj: *walks in* wow! Thank you Parker, sure! Why not?
Peter: Mj? What do you think your doing? Go tell Y/n!
Mj: *shouts* Y/n! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!
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Peter: my head hurts
Mj: that's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity
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Peter: ok am I dressed alright?
Mj: the answer to that has never been yes
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Mj: *to Peter* you're an idiot
Peter: stay positive
Mj: oh I am positive
Y/n: stop bullying my boyfriend!
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Mj: *to Y/n* do what you love
Y/n: ok
Y/n: *turns to Peter*
Y/n: hi Pete
Mj: that's not what I meant...
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Y/n: 10 years from now, I guarantee I will be Peter's second wife
Peter: ... what happened to my first wife?
Y/n: *stern* nothing you can prove
Peter:
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Peter: love you
Y/n: good choice
Peter: fuck you
Y/n: better choice
Peter: wait a second!
Y/n: :)
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Y/n: when I was 15 and incapable of expressing any feelings. I got a crush on someone and because I didn't know what else to do. I wrote him a letter that said "get out of my fucking school"
Mj:
Ned:
Peter: wait a minute...
Peter: THAT WAS YOU?
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Peter: you're going to ace this test!
Y/n: you think that because you love me and love has made you dumb
Peter: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter! Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Y/n: that was big, I was really proud of you.
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Peter: can you guess why you're my Cinderella?
Y/n: let me guess, because I'm your princess?
Peter: no, because your dress will disappear at midnight
Y/n: *turned on and impressed*
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May: Y/n! Would you do me the honor in becoming my daughter/niece-in-law?
Peter:
Y/n:
Peter: May, did you just propose for me?
May: well someone had too!
Y/n: *blushing*
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Mj: you kissed a girl?
Peter: in my defense it was dark and she was really pretty
Ned: only Y/n is that pretty
Mj:
Peter:
Ned:
Y/n: :)
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Tom Holland Imagines
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