AGC - Halloween

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Y/N: GUYS!

Nat: What?

Wanda: W U T

Peter: Yes?

Tony: What do I need to buy now?

Y/N: TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Bruce: You still celebrate halloween? Isnt that a kids holiday?

Tony: yikes

Nat: Bruce, dont get yourself killed.

Bruce: What? It is.

Peter: I love halloween.

Bruce: See?

Clint: Anyone else slightly worried that Y/N isnt responding anymore?

Nat: yup

Tony: definitely

Y/N:

Y/N: IsNt ThAt A kIdS hOlIdAy?! Y/N: ITS THE BEST HOLIDAY THERE IS YOU BIG GREEN DILDO!

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Y/N: IsNt ThAt A kIdS hOlIdAy?!
Y/N: ITS THE BEST HOLIDAY THERE IS YOU BIG GREEN DILDO!

Steve: Y/N...

Y/N: DONT START STEVE. YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT HALLOWEEN TOO?!??!?

Steve: Uh.. No.

Y/N: GOOD!!!

Tony: 👀

Bruce: Look i didnt know you liked halloween so much...

Y/N: Why would i have brought it up if i didnt like it?!??!!?

Bruce: you have a point...

Bruce: But it still is a kids holiday.

Y/N: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Tony: Oh no...

Y/N left the chat

Bruce: Should I be worried?

Nat: Yes.

Peter: Yes.

Tony: Yes.

Bucky: Yes.

Bruce: Its eerily quiet...

Bruce: Wait who turned the lights out?

Tony: you will be missed...

Bruce: Guys?!??

Bruce disconnected from the chat
Y/N Joined the chat

Y/N: That was interesting.

Clint: Do we have a hulk rampaging now?

Y/N: No. He was dead before he could hulk out.

Peter: wait- seriously?

Y/N: no. Obviously. I just knocked him unconscious and put him in a ice cold tub of bath water and handcuff him to the faucet.

Y/N: Nat im gonna need you to be there so when he wakes up he doesnt hulk out.

Nat: on it.

Y/N: NOW does anyone else want to say something about halloween?

Thor: Whats Halloween?

Y/N: I-

Y/N left the chat

Tony: Well this should be interesting.

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