The Adventures of SpaceDad and Children

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You don't understand how many times my phone froze because the document I had this story written on is over 100 pages long. It's a wild ride kids.

Sharpshooter added EmoKid to the chat!

Sharpshooter added HunkHonk to the chat!

Sharpshooter added Pigeon to the chat!

Sharpshooter added SpaceDad to the chat!

Lance: Hi I thought it'd be cool to introduce u guys since ur all chill

Keith: How do you know Shiro

Lance: We're bros

Shiro: I thought I was your dad

Lance: U r

Shiro: How can I be a bro and a dad

Keith: Yeah explain that Lance

Pidge: May I suggest using some grammar

Lance: Wow I made this chat for all my friends but now ur ganging up on me

Keith: I like the Pigeon one

Pidge: Thanks I like you too

Lance: I might as well leave now and let u bond on ur own

Keith: Okay bye

Lance: Ouch

Hunk: Guys leave Lance alone

Pidge: No

Keith: No

Shiro: Tell him to use proper grammar

Hunk: You're his dad that's your job

Shiro: Use proper grammar

Lance: How about nO

Keith: How about yes or I'll come to your house in the middle of the night and stab you

Lance: Ha jokes on you I want to die

Hunk: Lance...

Lance: Yeet

Keith: I threw up in my mouth a little

Shiro: Drink water

Keith: What not literally

Lance: Stay hydrated kids

Shiro: Yes

Shiro: For once in my life I agree with Lance

Lance: :)

Pidge: Don't agree with Lance

Pidge: He has the same amount of brain cells as a tree

Lance: rUde

Hunk: Yes so rude

Lance: aNyWaYs

Lance: I feel like you guys need to get to know each other so I think introductions are a good idea. Pronouns, where you're from, age and a fun fact go go go

Shiro: He/him, I'm from Japan but I live in the USA now. I'm 25. I'm not Lance's real dad

Lance: They knew that

Shiro: It was a fun fact

Keith: He/him, I'm from Texas but I live in Arizona and I'm 18

Lance: And your fun fact my good Sir?

Keith: I keep a knife under my pillow at all times and I'm willing to use it if you ever call me "my good Sir" ever again

Lance: Moving on

Pidge: They/them, I'm Italian. I'm 15. Coffee runs through my veins instead of blood

Lance: Noice

Shiro: I'm a 25 year old speaking to a 15 year old interesting

Lance: You're underage Pigeon

Pidge: Are you insinuating me and Shiro are going to have sex

Keith: Hunk I think it's your turn

Hunk: He/him, I'm from Samoa and I'm 17. I love cooking more than I love myself

Lance: I'll round up even though you know me

Lance: I'm Cuban, 17, use he/him pronouns and...

Lance: I'm dEaD iNsIdE

Keith: Same dude same

Pidge: Aren't we all a little dead inside

Shiro: Uh... no?