So on my second book I have theses chapters that are the Hermits as vines, so I've decided to publish them here too,
Charming snakes
Wels:*Playing flute*
Random hermit: Look it's a snake charmer!
Wels: Ay yo Snake!
Python:*Appears*
Wels: *With a smirk* You cute as hell
Python: Ssssstop *Blushing*
How to react when your friends gives you fashion advice
Iskall: Change you shirt
Grian: Bruh, *starts banging on a door in beat* First of all I look good in this shirt, and second of all I look good in this shirt, and third of all I look good in this shirt so tell me I don't look good in this shirt!
Costume shopping
Impulse: *Shaking his head*
Tango: *In a shark costume* I'm a better left shark the you could ever be!
Zedaph: *Also in a shark costume* Are you serious?! *Crosses arms and turns back to Tango*
Tango: *Making gestures at Zedaph* That's what I thought!
It shall never end
Cleo: *All serious* I'm gonna kill you, and your entire family to. *She laughs as she's dipping cookies that look like Zloy into a glass of milk* It's over now buddy!
My cat LOVES when I pretend to eat her head
Scar:*Has his mouth open and is moving it closer to Jellie's head* Ahhhhh
Jellie: *Makes weird cat noises*
Scar: *Dose the same thing again*
Jellie: *Makes the same sound*
Why? Just why?
Grian: *Dancing and singing with G-team* buh, buh, buh, buh, bring the babe!
Mumbo: *Running in with a beetroot on a plate* Anything for you Griance!
The start of the war
Grian: I put my head's in you bush
Doc: You put-*Spluttering* Your head's in my bush?!
Has there ever been a robbery here?
Tango: Excuse me sir, has there ever been a robbery at this establishment?
Doc: Uh, not that I know of
Grian :*Is sneaking behind Doc with a bag full of diamonds, silently laughing*
Basically my One-shot book
Me: *Slaps Grian on the head* I can fit so much angst in this boy
He's attached already
Xelqua (aka Grian): *Holding Viktor, aka kid Iskall* I have only had Viktor for 3 minutes but if anything where to happen to him I would kill everyone in this world and then myself!
You can't stop me
My IRL friends: Uh, why do you make everything you write gay or LGTBQ+?
ME: Idk, why do you breath?
Friends: Because it's necessary to live?
Me: There's your reason
I love him
Me walking up to my friends: I wanna see my little boy!
My friend holding my other friend who is over a head taller then me and practically my brother: Here he comes
Why do I hangout with these people?
My friend walking up to me during geography: So what are you doing?
Me looking up from the empty map of Europe we where assigned to fill in: Oh, I don't know. Maybe the exact same fucking things as you. But idk, you tell me!
This is actually a Hermit thing! Promise!
RTW Grian: I don't understand basic human interactions and at this point I'm to afraid to ask
I could see this happening
Grian: I got the diamonds!
Mumbo: You killed Scar!
Grian: Yeah, but I got the diamonds
I don't have a name for this
Grian: Yeah I'm straight. Straight out of the Pan!
It was funnier in my head
Indom: I have some good and bad news!
Ind: Start with the good news first
Indom: Well I now known I can outrun a cop car!
Ind: ...And the bad news?
Indom: Oh! I'm wanted by the police!
Ind: Why?!
Indom: Might have to do with the person I stabbed
Ind: You stabbed someone?!
Indom: Oh yeah, definitely!
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