Hermitcraft one-shots

Emotions

G - I'm finally happy

EX - You don't look like it

G - Then your eyes must be failing you

EX - Just sayin. You haven't shown any emotion in years and now your happy all of a sudden? I find that quite unbelievable

G - There's a lot of things you don't know

EX - Oh? Like what?

G - If I told you, you would no longer not know

EX - True, but I believe I deserve to know

G - Do you now?

EX - I do

G - And how do I know you won't tell ******?

EX - I won't, I promise

G - That's what you said last time

EX - And I didn't tell anyone, he did

G - As much as I hate to admit it, your right. You didn't tell them

EX - So tell me, what don't I know about you, old friend

G - I'm a watcher

EX - I already know that

G - I know, but that's not what I'm getting at

EX - Then what are you getting at?

G - My powers work here, not just a few, but everyone of my powers work here

EX - Even the ones he gave you?

G - Even those

EX - Damn

C - *****? **** *? What are you two doing? And what are you talking about?!

EX - I THOUGHT YOU SAID NOBODY WAS ON THIS CHANNEL?!

G - NO ONE EVEN KNOWS THIS CHANNEL EVEN EXISTS!

EX - THEN WHY THE HELL IS *** HERE?!

G - Good question

C - Uh oh

G - *** why the hell are you on this channel? How did you even find it in the first place?!

G - You know what? Don't answer that. Meet me at the old battle grounds, you have some explaining to do, Vex

C - I'm screwed

EX - Oh, yeah. Totally

Cub hastily made his way to the destroyed fields of the war. Pissing of an already mad Grian was a death wish tenfold. When he got to the place where the peace flag once stood he began looking around, there was no sign of Grian anywhere.

"I see your taking this seriously", looking up Cub spotted the builder sitting on the table that was still on the platform, "that will make it better for you in the long run"

The Architects face was a blank emotionless mask, but his eyes burned with a fire of emotions the Vex could not identify. As Cub studied Grian's movements he noticed three figures in the shadows. The tallest shadow seemed to be standing with Grian like he was an equal, and the other two seemed more like followers and judging by how there standing they were seemingly to be on the dirt blondes side.

"Now, my dear Cubfan, I have a few questions that you will answer truthfully" All while saying this Grian had jumped down and started prowling, not walking, prowling, towards the Vex. His wings where stretched out minimally but they made him look that much more bigger. The shadows seamed to move to the edge of the Concorp platform, the biggest shadow was visibly chuckling, mocking him.

Sighing Cub praised to the elder Vex for the strength to make it through the questioning, "Alright, what do you want to know?"

"How did you get on the private chat server?" So Grian wasn't beating around the bush, like, at all. "And only give me straight forward answers"

Cub felt a bead of sweat run down the back of his head, "I used Vexmagic to get into the chat"

Grian growled at this, like an animal, "And who asked you to find it?"

"Xisuma, Xisuma did" Oh, X was so going to kill Cub for exposing him like this.

At this his fellow hermit snarled and turned to tall shadow, "Go! Bring him here!", said shadow nodded before hurrying away, and Cub swore he saw red and gray when the shadow past the light.

Cub awkwardly stood there shuffling his feet, "Soooooooo," here Grian zeroed in on him again, and god damMIT GRIAN STOP DOING THAT IT'S CREEPY! "what now?"

The builder, who had flown up to the platform again, huffed, "We wait"

Oh, yeah, because that answers everything. Not wanting to stand he sat down. After about fifteen minutes the shadow returned, but with a kicking and screaming X in his arms. It was also now that Cub could see who the shadow was, Evil Xisuma. "Let me go! What are you doing?!"

"I wouldn't fight him Void, or things might just end badly, for you", Xisuma stopped struggling, finally looking up. His helmet was of and Cub could see his eyes widen in shock, I mean can you blame him? He was just kidnapped by his weird kind-of evil twin brother in the middle of the night and brought to what was once a battlefield where two of your friends were waiting for you by the looks of things, you'd be in shock to.

EX suddenly dropped X on the ground before making his way onto the platform to stand next to Grian, said gremlin just rolled his eyes at his companions actions, like this had happened many times before.

"Grian what's going on?", was the first thing X said once he had stood up and brushed himself off, coming to stand next to a now standing Cub.

Raising an eyebrow Grian looked over at EX, pulling a 'Is he for real?' look. Said man just shrugged and shook his head, he didn't know more then Grian. "You sent Cub to find my private chat room, why?"

The dueled haired admin looked confused for a moment before realization entered his eyes and he started blushing. Cub looked at his friend with confusion and then looking up he saw that both of their "captors" where looking at each other looking as confused as Cub felt.

"I'm so sorry Grian! I was doing my weekly check up of the server and must of forgotten about you!", X looked so embarrassed and EX was just shaking his head. What Cub wanted to know was how Grian could have a curse in the code, and Xisuma knowing about and not do anything!

"Wait, Grian, is the thing who cursed the code?", X and everyone else there even the shadows, froze.

Grian did some weird hand gestures to the shadows and soon Cub was in what looked to be a weird version of one of the end cities, first of all it's way bigger and made out of different materials, and by looking out the window he saw that the outside world he saw that it looked vaguely similar to a normal world, if you ignored the fantasy aspect of everything. Looking to the other people he was with a looked at there varying facial expressions, X looked around in awe while his twin looked like he'd seen this all before, meanwhile Grian looked over the building fondly.

And it was now that Cub finally saw what the two shadows who had been with Grian and Evil X were, there stood two Grian look alikes. The first one looked exactly like Grian but less life like, and the second one looked like a robot version of the builder.

"Oh, and Cub? Meet Npc Grian and Robot Grian.

And lastly, welcome to my home"            

Woo! It's done! Like most of my other stories this will have a second part! Also, I would like to send the warmest of thanks to @Amberangle965 for being a my lovely beta! But with all of that done, I wish you all a lovely existence, bye!