Hermitcraft one-shots

Their one and the same

<>Before we start, I'd like to say that I'm not super happy with this. Why? It doesn't have enough Joe and Wels, that's why! So now I'm sad. But anyways, enjoy!<>

It had all changed so fast. One moment they were laughing and having a good time, and the next Scar came running, shouting about a monster in the shopping district. This immediately set all the Hermits in action, taking out their armor and weapons before flying over there. Since they were currently in the war area.

And true to Scar's words, there was a monster. But the landscaper had forgotten to mention that the thing was huge, like at least Ender dragon big. They all landed at the top Xisuma's kelp shop since the thing was in front of iTrade, much to Impulse's dismay.

And now that they were closer they could see what it was, and what it was almost made most of them quite right then and there. It was a goddamn hydra. A hydra, with five heads no less!

Though some, like Joe and Wels, just sat there and admired it. Joe because he, well, he's Joe and that's reason enough.

And Wels was just excited to see a hydra. He loves everything mythical, and hydras are pretty mythical. He wonders if he could talk to it, being part dragon and all that. It didn't work with the Ender dragon, but it might work with a hydra. The childlike part of Wels decided that yes, going up and attempting to talk to a giant five headed hydra was a good idea. So that's what he tried to do, but thankfully Python and Jevin stopped him before he could get far. Because Jesus Christ Wels! It's a fucking hydra! Why would you try to talk to it when it has four more ways to kill you then a normal dragon?!

The knight pouted at this, be didn't try to go again. Which relived the other Hermits. Well, at least until Tango came walking out. Then they started to panic, because Tango just walked out right in front of a goddamn hydra.

But the demon didn't react like they expected him too, which was to panic or something like that, but he instead started petting the heads to the best of his abilities with a wide happy smile on his face. And he seemed to be talking to it too.

"Ren, Wels, creep up and see what he's saying," said Xisuma, motioning at Tango and the hydra.

The two mentioned Hermits nodded and did as instructed, jumping off the kelp roof and sneaking closer, "Why are we doing this?" asked Ren, really having no idea why they were going to spy on Tango and his hydra friend.

"Because X said so," said Wels, not really knowing why the admin wanted them to spy. But he really didn't care, since he was going to see a hydra up close!

"Yeah, because that makes sooo much sense," grumbled Ren, the wolf started to really regret being Team STARS chosen phantom spawner. He hadn't slept too well these past few days, but the war was over so he could finally sleep.

"Shhhh," hussed Wels, putting a hand in front of Ren, he completely ignored the others quite 'I wasn't even saying anything' and instead pointed ahead of them, "Listen!"

And Ren followed the knights instructions to listen, and he was left quite confused by what he was hearing.

"Thank you for waiting for me. And sorry I took so long, the villagers were being a bit problematic," said Tango, petting the middle head.

The hydra let out a low rumble from all five heads, which made the sound echo slightly, and they had to guess it was some form of purr. And Ren just noticed that each of the heads had a coller, all in different colors. The head farthest to the right was yellow and white, the one after that was black, orange and white, the middle head had a red and purple one, then there was a navy blue and last was fully white. He wondered why each head was color coded, it was still the same creature.

He was brought out of his musings by a weird sound, it turned out to be Wels hissing. But the hissing sounded like words, like it was a language, "Wels, what are you saying? English please"

But the knight didn't hear him, he just continued hissing away, "Fos lotaniik ulfah"

The hydra looked up all five heads turned to them, and it hissed back at Wels, " Tinvaakin? Zu'u haven't koraav naan do hi fah eruvos, namas fah Tango het"

"English please people! Some of use don't speak dragon you know!" yelled Ren, 98% done with the conversation and just wanting to go to sleep.

"Los rok wrecha med daar?" questioned the hydra, middle head motioning to the wolf hybrid.

"Nid, nid rok los ni," said Wels, looking at Ren weirdly, "Hey, you ok?"

"Finally!" cried Ren, "Finally you speak English!"

"Not to interrupt," said Tango, interrupting them, "But why are the two of you spying on me?"

"Because X's said to," said Ren, "and- hey! Wels stop that! Don't touch the hydra!"

Wels' hand froze an inch above the snout of the snout of the black, orange and white collared head. And with a defiant look he petted the head anyways, which earned him a purr from aforementioned head.

"Why do I seem to be the only normal one here!" exclaimed Ren, throwing up his hands in exasperation.

"Hey!" cried Tango offended.

"You have a pet hydra, so you don't get to say anything!"

"Pet?" asked the demon confused, "What are you talking about Ren? That's Grian, you know, my boyfriend?"

Ren looked at the other for a solid minute before uttering a, "I'm sorry, what" before passing out.

And then he woke up with a gasp in his RV, chest heaving, "Oh thank god, it was just a dream!"

But then he got second thoughts, what if Grian was a hydra? He quickly rushed out of his RV and into Grian's, those actions waking up the sleeping builder. Which made Ren wince, everyone knew how hard it was to get Grian to sleep, "Grian! I just had the weirdest dream!"

The whispered, "What" from Grian was all he needed to launch into explaining what the dream was about.

"It was so weird! You where a hydra, and Tango was you boyfriend! It was so weird! Because everyone knows your not a five headed dragon creature, and the fact that Tango's with Impuls and Zed! Anyways, I just wanted to make sure you weren't a hydra, or any other creature for that matter! And to make sure you weren't dating someone yet, I'd hate missing out on giving them the shovel talk! Goodnight again, G!" and then he left.

Grain looked at the door that the other hippie just left from, shoulders hunched up in confusion, "Doesn't he know?"

"I don't think many do," said a tall brunette from besides him, "You have kept me a secret quite well"

"I have haven't I?" said Grian with a small smile, which turned into a frown has he looked at his partners head, "What have a told you about wearing your hat to bed? It could get wrinkles! Do you know how hard it is to get wrinkles out of a hat?"

He heard a loud, dramatic sigh as the other took off his hat and placed it on the bedside table in the little RV, "That better?"

"Much," purred the builder, snuggling deep under the covers again. A wide smile forming on his lips as he felt two arms wrap around him and pulled their bodies closer together.

They both fell asleep soon after that, a mess of tangled limbs and love.

And that's how Impuls and Ren found them the next morning, the latter doing comically over exaggerated gestures at the two people sleeping in the bed. His mouth was moving to talk, but nothing came out. Impuls simply chuckled at Ren's actions, this is what the wolf gets for skipping hippie meetings.

The two sleeping lovers were left alone for the rest of the day, they deserve to sleep.

<>Tell me if you know who Grian's nameless lover is. It is quite obvious who it is, but I'd still like to know if you know who it is! And that'all from me for now, have a wonderful time everyone!<>