Everyone meeting my fake friend

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DragonWolf: *walking in the park with everyone*

Jade: this was a good idea, coming to the park

DragonWolf: yep *accidentally bumps into someone* oh I'm sorr- you?!

Savannah Webb: hey best friend

DragonWolf: don't call me that not after what you did to me last year

Ghost: what did she do to u

Savannah Webb: nothing

DragonWolf: don't lie u threatened me twice saying that u were going to hurt me all because I didn't want to be ur friend anymore

Savannah Webb: that is a fucking lie

DragonWolf: oh yea I got a recording *plays the recording*

Everyone: *starts getting pissed off* u threatened our friend

Ghost: ur gonna die bitch for threatening my girlfriend

Savannah Webb: pfft so what u were a lousy friend anyway

DragonWolf: oo that does it *starts to sing*
DragonWolf
Ghost
G, baby I got you
Friends come and go, friends come and go
Go like the seasons
I never know, I never know
What to believe in
And it's getting old, it's getting old
But no hard feelings
'Cause friends come and go, friends come and go
Without a reason
And I, I've been in L.A. for way to long
Can't get this air inside my lungs
It feels like I'm suffocating from
All the lack of the realness here

Is there anybody real out here?
Got my middle middle up while I'm singing

Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
I've had it up to the ceiling
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
I'll say it to your face, fuck fake friends

And lately, I've been dealing with mad stress
Comes with the territory of a Hollywood address
Is anybody real here
I need some fact checks
I need more realness, need you to act less
'Cause they deserve Oscar's, so many imposters
What's up with guests list, can I come to your concerts?
We all got demons, I'm dealing with monsters
I've taken every picture, signed titties and signed shirts
But at the same time, I know I'm blessed to be here
So let's just be clear
A million kids wished they had this spot
I got success, it's not a sandy beach chair
Be careful with the people you meet here, I'm saying
Uh, yeah

Is there anybody real out here?
Got my middle middle up while I'm singing

Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
I've had it up to the ceiling
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
And I can't got the time, money on my mind
I'll say it to your face, fuck fake friends
I don't need 'em

Baby, you know I feel you

And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
Say it to my face, don't pretend
And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
I'll say it to your face, fuck fake friends
And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
Say it to my face, don't pretend
And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
I'll say it to your face, fuck fake friends

Is there anybody real out here?
Got my middle middle up while I'm singing

Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
I've had it up to the ceiling
Fuck fake friends, I don't need 'em
Only thing they're good for is leaving
And I ain't got the time, money on my mind
I'll say it to your face, fuck fake friends

DragonWolf: *stops singing and then slaps Savannah Webb's face*

Everyone: 😲😲😲

Savannah Webb: oh ur gonna pay for that *puts her hands on DragonWolf's neck and tries to choke her*

DragonWolf: *bites her hand and shakes head violently and throws her*

Savannah Webb: oww what the hell

DragonWolf: *turns into a werewolf* *claws come out* touch me and I kill you

Everyone: WTF

DragonWolf: if I was you I would run

Savannah Webb: not gonna happen

DragonWolf: fine then *starts slashing at her and kills her*

Everyone: damn DragonWolf

DragonWolf: *claws go back and turns back into a human* she's had that coming for years

Ghost: u ok

DragonWolf: yep

Everyone: how did you turn into a werewolf

DragonWolf: ok so remember when I was raised by wolves

Everyone: yea

DragonWolf: yea I also got bit by a werewolf and I turned into a werewolf, and I don't turn into a werewolf when there is a full moon, I either think about being a werewolf or I howl

Everyone: damn

DragonWolf: yep crazy huh

Everyone: yep

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