Sander Sides One-Shots // Logicality and Prinxiety

Left Brain and Right Brain | Logicality, Prinxiety and Remile

Bold- Logan. Bold, Underline- Virgil. Bold, Italics- Remy. Italics- Patton. Italics, Underline- Roman. Bold, Italics, Underline- Emile

The friends, Logan, Emile, Virgil, Roman, Patton and Remy could be easily explained by putting them in two categories.
The Left Brain and The Right Brain.

Left Brain:
-Objective
-Logical
-Cold
-Analytical
-Aware of patterns
-Aware of trends
-He's efficient
-And a bit of a prick

Ain't that the truth

Right Brain:
-Subjective
-Creative
-Sensory
-Aware of feelings
-Aware of people
-He's emotional
-And an idiot

Hey! Be careful with opinions.

Tell a little about yourselves, guy.

I am a left-brain,
I am a left-brain,
I am a left-brain too for some dumb reason.
I work really hard-
Until your inevitable death, brain. You got a job to do, you gotta do it right.
And the right way is my way.

I like Oreos!
I love Virgil's perfectly round... posterior, ready for me to reck it with--
Nope! I cried for at least an hour after watching toy story 4
And 3
WOODY!
I'm part of the right brain!
We have feelings!
I'm a little all over the place
But I'm lustful,
Trustful!
And I'm looking for somebody to love!
With my ^Message Redacted^

They liked playing the hypothetical game, like--

"Say there's a guy, a really hot guy..." Roman started, staring at Virgil. "What do you do?"

"Take my phone out and check my email. I can't let him know that I'm into him." Virgil said.

"The human purpose is 'repopulate', I'd gather data and see if he's a possible partner," Logan answered. Roman knew his answer, it's not why he asked.

"Be his friends, see if we share interests, then jump his bones, like I've always wanted to do," Remy responded, glancing at Emile, who blushed and looked at his hands fidgeting.

"I know someone like that," Patton said, giggling. "He's pretty..." He said, almost in a trance.

"What do you think about it?" Roman asked.

"Oh, my goodness, I think he might be the one! I am the Earth, he is the glorious sun!" He sighed and his starry attitude fell. "I just wish he would trust me. Take me seriously."

"Awe, Patton. I have someone like that too." Emile said.

"What would you do about it?"

"I want to be with him. In every way." He blushed and bit his lower lip. "Every way." He practically moaned. 

"I don't understand human emotions. I understand the science behind them, but I don't understand why things exist that we don't need. Such as love." He looks at Patton. "Happiness." He looked at Emile. "Hopelessness." He looked at Roman and Virgil, slightly disgusted. "Lust. Ew."

"What's lust?" Patton asked, his voice innocent. He was innocent. That was something that the entire friend group had to be aware of. They wanted to protect him. They even went to extreme lengths to make sure that he wasn't in health class come sex ed week.

"D-Don't worry about it, Patton," Virgil said. Emile laughed.

"It's how Virgil and Roman feel towards each other." He said. Virgil and Roman both blushed deeply and Patton made an oh shape with his mouth, seemingly understanding. Roman buried his face in his hands.