Sander Sides One-Shots // Logicality and Prinxiety

The One Where Everyone Finds out Pt. 2| Logicality| Remy and Roman

They sat in their favourite coffee shop, Where Sleeping Sleeps, drinking coffee and eating. Patton and Logan sat close on the couch, courtesy of Virgil sitting on the couch next to Roman and Remy sat on Emile's lap.

"Coffee, guys." The waitress, Lana, said, handing coffee out to people. She gave Patton Logan's coffee and gave Logan Patton's hot chocolate. Patton took a sip before spitting it back into his coffee.

"Ugh, Logan, how can you drink this. It's so bitter!" Patton handed Logan his coffee and took his hot chocolate. Logan rolled his eyes ad took a sip of his coffee.

"Maybe because he's so bitter, it's where he gets his fuel," Roman said, drinking some of his boyfriend's iced tea. Virgil laughs but Remy gags.

"How can you drink that, his spit's in it," Remy asked, sipping on his own coffee. Logan rolled his eyes. Patton swallowed nervously. He didn't like keeping secrets from his friends, even if it meant being with the man that he really, truly loved. He sipped on his hot chocolate trying not to blurt out that they were literally making out before coming to Where Sleep Sleeps.

"I don't drink it for the taste anyway. It's not a big deal." Logan drank about half the coffee. Roman stared at him, confused.

"What the heck? Logan, you'd normally say something like 'Ah, yes. I must order another one, the mouth is a stronghold for bacteria. I'm Logan and I'm a robot who's practically human Google.' What the heck just happened?" Roman asked. Virgil froze as he was about to sip the tea.

"Why don't we just forget about it?" He asked scrunching up his face.

"I-It's not a big deal, it wasn't that much." Roman rolled his eyes at Logan's statement and took a sip of his coffee before leaning over to Logan's coffee. He spat the coffee into Logan's cup. Logan looked at the coffee inside the cup before putting it onto the coffee table. "Lana, can I have another coffee?"

Roman and Virgil sat on his couch, watching Toy Story. Roman had his arm around Virgil's shoulders and on around his hips. Virgil had his locked around Roman's torso.

"What was up with Logan today?" Virgil froze with his eyes wide.

"W-What do you mean?" He asked, pulling away slightly.

"He was just chill with having Patton's saliva in his coffee. He would never do that. Is he depressed or something?" Roman asked, pausing their movie.

"N-No. Not even close actually." Virgil laughed.

"So you do know what it is then?"

"N-No." Roman leaned closer to Virgil, kissing him passionately. It lasted a couple of minutes until he pulled away. "Okay, I know what's up. But I can't tell you. It's a secret that I've been keeping for a while. I mean, unless you found out on your own, it would be different and we'd be able to talk about it." Roman smirked and Virgil smiled. He sighed and stood up.

"Come on. I'll help you find out." Virgil said, holding out his hand for Roman. Roman took it and Virgil leads it to his and Logan's apartment. " Be quiet, they're loud sometimes if you're lucky." He said quietly.

"What do you--" From Logan's room giggling is heard. Roman was taken back and his back stiffened. "Logan doesn't--"

"Logan, stop it! That tickles!" A voice choked through giggles. Roman peered through the ajar door. Logan was nibbling on Patton's neck with his lips.

"I know, that's why I do it. Your giggles are the greatest thing in the world." He kept nipping at his neck. Patton filled the room with giggles. Patton tried to get Logan off of him.

"My turn, Logan." Patton tried to mimic Logan's actions, but he was more biting and sucking on his neck. Logan's eyes widened and he bit his lips.

"P-Patton" He squeaked. Patton hummed, still repeating his actions."You're doing it wrong." He moaned. Patton froze.

"What was that?" He asked. Logan's face flushed and he covered his face with his hands.

"Nothing!" He shrieked.

"We can stand here for a while, they're so concentrated on each other that they never notice anyone around," Virgil whispered quietly. Roman just stared at the couple.

"Was what I was doing... Bad?" Patton asked nervously. Logan uncovered his face slightly.

"It wasn't... not bad," Logan muttered. Roman stormed off (quietly) into his and Patton's apartment.

"Logan! A-And Patton!" He says, throwing his hands in the air. Virgil shut the door. "How could they do that and not even tell us!" Virgil sits in the recliner that he was sitting in with Roman before. "How long! Have they... Have they done it?" He asks. Virgil sighed. He felt like he was staring back into the past.

"No, no. Logan said that they'd try to wait until they married, or at least told you guys." Roman sighed in relief, causing Virgil to chuckle.

"Good."

"Ah, man. I gotta go to work. I'll see you later." Logan said, sitting up on the couch of Where Sleep Sleeps. Patton smiles, holding out his arms.

"Hugs!" Patton exclaimed Logan smiled, a rare occurrence, as he leaned down to hug  Patton. Roman starred at them, realizes how stupid he was for not realizing it sooner, and how cute it was. Logan pulled away and left the coffee shop.

"What the hell was that?" Remy asked Virgil and Roman, pushing his sunglasses down. Patton just sat there, oblivious. Roman prepared for an act of the lifetime, literally.

"What was what?" He asked, innocently. Virgil just stared at his boyfriend, baffled at how easily he was doing this.

"That smile. And that hug. Everyone knows; Patton's signature friend hug is 3 fold; Hug, Patt-on the back, 2 strokes on the nape of their neck." Remy said, putting a finger up with each step. Patton stood up and walked away, nervous. He walked out of the coffee house.

"Maybe he just wanted to switch it up a little," Roman suggested, covering up their brother's relationship. Virgil just sat there, anxiously. He didn't really have the talent of keeping secrets like Roman, or Patton's brother.

"Bullshit. 20 bucks says that they're dating." Remy said, taking out his wallet and placing a 20 on the table.

"And 20 says that it's been going on for more than 5 months," Roman said, copying his actions. Remy smiled and sipped his coffee through his straw.

"Deal."

AN- I was editing this, and I got to the part with Roman kissing Virgil, and I was thinking of book's make-out scenes. They always say that they have to pull away for air. People breath when they kiss, the majority of the time. Noses exist.

Word Count- 1120