This is frequently updated, so... yeah.
Logan and Patton are sitting on the couch. Roman enters.
Roman- "What are you watching?"
Logan- "Dalmatians 101"
Roman- "Do you mean 101 Dalmatians?"
Patton- "No."
On the screen is a documentary about taking care of dalmatians.
Prinxiety- Feeding each other skittles.
Roman- I love you, Virgil.
Virgil- I love you too, Roman.
Skittle Narrator Guy- Taste the Rainbow, Be the Rainbow!
*Logan and Patton Standing at their wedding, holding hands (Logan in a tux, Patton in a dress)*
Preacher- I now pronounce you husband, and husband. OBAMA!
(^^^ that's a Hari Kondabolu Reference.^^^)
Oh, my gods, Roman said that making fun of something is how he shows his love!!!!
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Thomas- I can't sleep
Remy- Well, have you tried counting sheep?
Thomas- I'm not sev-
*baaaah*
Thomas- WHY IS THERE SHEEP IN MY HOUSE!
*Human AU, Patton single dad of Virgil, crushing on his neighbour Logan.*
Virgil- Dad, can we get McDonald's.
Patton- *severely doesn't want to turn down his child*I, uh... Ask your mom, kiddo.
Virgil- *Sighs* *Leaves the house, walked to the next house over* *knocks on the door*
Logan- *Answers the door* Why are you here? Where's your father, is he okay?
Virgil- Can we get McDonald's?
Logan- Why the... heck are you asking me?
Virgil- Dad didn't answer. He asked me to ask mom.
Logan- *////*
This is an incorrect quote... from real life
Roman- Dude, you're gonna make me cry.
Virgil- Good.
Roman- Why?
Virgil- You deserve to be sad
Roman- Why?
Virgil- I don't fuckin' know.
Yet another incorrect quote from real life.
Virgil- If a werewolf doesn't have an eye-patch, it's not a werewolf
Roman- If a werewolf isn't a werewolf it doesn't have a gun.
Virgil- Yeah, what human doesn't have a gun.
Prinxiety- ...
Virgil- I have a gun.
Roman- What?
Virgil- It's over 72 years old and doesn't shoot bullets.
Roman- Oh--"
Virgil- I also have a rifle.
All the Sides and Thomas, minus Remus- *Just sitting in the living room*
Remus- *Rises up from behind the TV*
Remus- "Why does my urine smell like crescent rolls?"
Patton- Kiddo, if you keep drinking so much water, you're going to throw up.
Virgil- *Pours more water*
*Patton and Virgil laying in bunk beds, Virgil on the bottom bunk*
Virgil: *Falls off on of the bed, along with his pillow*
Patton: Did you fall off the bed?
Virgil: Yep
Patton: Did the pillow fall off too?
Virgil: Yeah, I thought biting it would make me not fall.
Patton: Did it?
Virgil: No.
Virgil: *Knocks on the closet door, from the outside of the closet*
Virgil: *Fake, deep voice* Yes?
Patton: *Starts dying of laughter*
Patton: *Messing with Virgil's scissors* Why is there red stuff on this?
Virgil: It's crayon.
Patton: Spray on what?
Virgil: Crayon.
Patton: Oh.
Virgil: *Comes down the stairs*
Roman: Hello
Virgil: Hey
Roman: How are your beans?
Virgil: Are... Are you high?
*Virgil texting Roman*
Virgil: Guess where I am right now
Roman: Where?
Virgil: Outside
Roman: Hiss
Virgil: Agreed.
Virgil: I want two fucking...
Virgil: Chicken tacos
Roman: That is way different than what I thought that you were going to say.
Virgil: What did you think I was gonna say?
Roman: "I want to fucking die."
Logan: It's "Dice."
Prinxiety: ...
Virgil: W-W-W-What--
Logan: WHY IS THERE A SANTA HAT IN THE DISHWASHER!
Joan: *Puts his hand near Thomas's face*
Remus: You should bite them.
Remus: FUCK!
Patton: *Ahem* I believed that it's pronounced fork.
Patton: *Crocheting*
Remus: Are sheep pubes also wool?
Logan: What the hell, Remus! *Cuddling a scarred Patton*
Roman: I think the best form of birth control is correcting other peoples' grammar. Works every time.
Patton: Not every time *Winks at Logan*
Logan: We're gay, love.
Roman: I think one of my favourite things ever, of everything in the entire world, ever... is exaggeration.
Roman: Hmm...
Roman: No, second guessing, I like second guessing the best.
Patton: I want to do some finger painting.
Remus: I want to do some fingering panting.
Patton: What?
Janus: It's where Remus spawns a bunch of people, cuts off their fingers, and sews them together into a pair of pants.
Patton: ...
Logan: Janus, please keep your boyfriend Patton-adjacent.
If I made an Instagram account in which I act these out in cosplay, would yall like... go there?
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Sander Sides One-Shots // Logicality and Prinxiety
FanficIt's exactly what it sounds like, I don't know what you expected. I have a lot of ideas, but not enough to make full-length stories. Includes Logicality, Prinxiety and Remile
