Purrito | Logicality

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AU- Human, Roommate
AN- So, this starts off kind of similar to the last one. You know why? Because this chapter was supposed to be the last one, and then I fucked up and got way off track.


"Logan, do we have to go back already? Roman and Virgil are adorable, but it can get to be too much sometimes." Virgil and Roman fought so much, it was really loud. Patton thought it was cute, because... well, he isn't stupid and he knows that they like each other.

"Patton, we have no reason to stay, and we have frozen material. We have to get back home." Patton groaned quietly.

"I know..." He said, looking around the isles. He put his hand on Logan's, which was pushing the grocery cart. Patton's eyes filled with stars and he pointed to a clothing rack. "Can I get that?" He asked. He was pointing to a dark blue shirt that had a kawaii cat wrapped in a tortilla, with the word Purrito over it. Logan sighed. 

"Sure. But if we do, we have to leave right now." 

"Okay!" Patton held the shirt up to his torso. "Look how cute it is!" He said before putting it in the cart. 

"I'd argue that you're cuter." Logan said casually. 

"Aw, Lo!" Patton said before pecking Logan's cheek. 


Patton exited his bedroom, wearing his Purrito shirt and a pair shorts. Third time this week. Roman chuckled at the sight.

"So are you like... trying to arouse Logan or something?" He asked. Patton laughed softly.

"No, I just really like this shirt." The shirt was a little to big for him, enough to cover up the shorts a little bit. Virgil laughed a bit too.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to try, he arouses Logan a lot."

"What are you talking about?" Patton asked. Virgil and Roman glanced at each other before back at Patton.

"Nothing." They said at the same time. Logan walked out of their room, staring at Patton from behind. Virgil motioned to behind Patton, who turned around.

"Oh, hey Lo!" He said happily. Logan smiled slightly too.

"Good morning, Sunshine." He said. His eyes quickly scanned Patton again, causing Virgil and Roman to laugh slightly. 

"Whatcha doing?" Patton asked, taking his hand. They walked into the kitchen. Logan hadn't taken his eyes off of him. "Seriously, what are you doing?" He asked again with a tiny laugh.

"Staring at the most beautiful and adorable man in the multiverse." Logan said, pulling Patton closer. 

"Lo-Lo, I have to make breakfast." 

"And I have to kiss you." He said before kissing Patton.

"What's up with you, today? I mean, I don't mind, but you're being weird." Patton asked, pulling away slightly. Patton turned around, turning the stove on. Logan hugged him from behind and he sighed.

"You're right, my apologies. I'm usually like this, I just have enough self control to keep myself away from you." He said. He put his mouth closer to Patton's ear so he could talk quieter. "But I just can't stay away right now. I can't keep my hands off you." He said before kissing Patton's neck gently.

"L-Lo, you need to stop, now." Patton stuttered. "I love it when you do that, but I-I'm busy." Patton said. Logan moved away from Patton immediately, not wanting to violate Patton's comfort. 

"Of course, my apologies." Logan bit his lips together, starting coffee. "This'll help, this'll help," He muttered. 

"Why are you so touch-starved today, Lo?" Patton asked, making breakfast for their roommates and himself.

"Usually I wake up before you, I have coffee, I'm not tired enough to lose all self control. But we woke up at the same time... and I saw you change, that didn't help." Patton laughed softly. "I want to show you the affection you deserve, Sunshine."

"Thank you, Moonlight. Tonight we can go on a cuddle date." A cuddle date was something that they had invented, it was basically a regular date that took place in their bedroom where they would cuddle on their bed during the date. Often a movie, but sometimes some sort of dessert. 

"That sounds lovely, my love."



"We have to go." Roman said.

"Together?" Patton teased. Virgil and Roman glared at each other.

"It's bullshit that we work together! We see each other all the time, it's bullshit!" Virgil exclaimed. Logan sighed as they left. 

"I'm going to my reading room." Logan said. They called it a reading room, but it was really a spare closet that he had put a comfortable chair in so that he could read with no interruptions. 

"Okee Dokee! I'm gonna make us some dinner!" Patton said. Logan changed into more comfortable clothes and left to his closet.

"Hm, where is it..." Patton mumbled, looking through their fridge. Patton sighed, shutting the fridge. He walked to the reading room, opening the closet. "Hey, Logi-bear, do you know where--" Patton cut himself off. "Are you wearing my Purrito t-shirt?" Patton asked. Logan sighed.

"Yes, it's quite comfortable." He said nervously. "My apologies, Patton, would you like me to change?" 

"No, no, it's super adorable!" Patton squealed before pulling Logan up to his feet. "It's so cute!" He pulled his boyfriend down to kiss him. They pulled away. 

"A-Alright. If that's what I get for wearing your clothes, I should do that more often." Logan said, earning a laugh from Patton.

"If you want a kiss, just tell me, darling." Patton said, kissing Logan again. 

















AN- Sorry that this was shorter than usual, I hope you liked it though! I had this idea with my friend. 

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