Sander Sides One-Shots // Logicality and Prinxiety

Virgil's SQUIP | Prinxiety and Logicality

AN- Human AU, High school AU, Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor (SQUIP)/Be More Chill AU

So, normally bold-underline text means Virgil, eh. But today it's the SQUIP. And italics is Virgil's thoughts. Confusing? Good.

"Virgil, I am not sure that this is a good idea, nor a healthy one," Logan said, looking at the grey tic-tac looking thing that was sitting on the top of the mountain dew bottle.

"I'm sure that it'll be fine, Logan. It's fine," he said, putting the SQUIP in the palm of his hand.

"Do you not find it strange that this doesn't function unless you take it with a soft drink?"

"I don't know, Logan!" He said before taking the pill in his mouth and washing it down with the mountain dew. "It doesn't matter now, does it!" A pain shoots through his head, making him clutch the sides of his head, hard.

Target Male- Inaccessible

"What the hell is this?" He asked quietly.

Calibration in process. Please excuse some mild discomfort.

"You're kidding right?" He almost yelled, but made sure not to in the food court of this mall, as to not draw attention to himself. He put his hands in his hair, trying not to cry but tears formed anyway.

"Virgil, are you alright?" Logan asked, slightly panicked. As panicked as Logan could be.

Calibration complete. Access procedure initiated.

Virgil panted through the pain until it stopped. He slowly took his hands from his head.

"I... I think I'm fine."

Discomfort level may increase.

Virgil's hands returned to the spots on his head, as screams escaped his mouth and tears formed in his eyes. His body twitched like it was being electrocuted.

Accessing: Neural Memory. Accessing: Muscle Memory. Access Procedure: Complete.
Virgil Storm.

Virgil noticed a man appear behind Logan's chair. Keanu Reeves.

Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor... Your SQUIP

"What the living hell is happening?" Virgil asked.

"Well, I don't know. Taking that pill seems to have seriously affected your comfort levels. And now your concentration seems to be lead to whatever is behind me." Logan said. The person that appeared started laughing as if it was the funniest joke in the world.

This dude's a riot, man!

"What?"

He speaks our language. That was funny, don't worry about it. Virgil, if you're going to have me, you have to think instead of talk. If you talk, people will think that you're insane.

"Wait, so other people-- Logan, he can't see you?" Virgil asked, out loud, making Logan raise one of his eyebrows in question.

Of course not. I'm inside your head.

'Well, how does this stuff work?'

I am here to help you win your target of affection. That would be Roman Prince, correct?

yes...

We must leave now. New clothes are only step one, you must be more chill.